Let's play "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!"

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I like my coffee like I like my women - freeze dried and in my cupboard.

62

Black as night
Sweet as a kiss
Strong as love
Hot as hell .

63

I like my men like I like my coffee - In large amounts

64

I like my coffee like I like my women - sweet, gently simmering, and slightly nutty.

65

ILMCLILMM – sweet, rich, and in a big cup.

66

I like my coffee like I like my women: having a powerful diuretic effect.

67

I like my coffee like I like my women: in a variety of flavors, colors, and cup sizes.

68

ILMCLILMW – Fresh and Hot on the counter at StarBucks.

69

<Harry Scrotum>
I like my coffee like I like my Goats; Warm, with a strong aroma, and taken with a straw.
</Harry Scrotum>

70

In actual fact, I do like both my coffee and my men to be African. But it’s only because of a single African man, mr cowgirl … does that still count?

… off to get a cup of Kenyan AA++ …

71

I like my morning caffinated beverage like I like my women: cool, sweet n’ bubbly…

72

oh, and with a PhD…

73

ILMCLILMW - In the kitchen

74

I like my coffee like I like my women; strong, hot, wet, and waiting for on my desk in the morning.

75

I like my coffee like I like my men, easy to swallow, creamy, and with enough kick to stimulate me thoroughly.

76

I like my coffee like I like my women: $10 a pound.

77

I like my coffee the way I like my men… Not in my bed.
Or, more realisticly…
I like my coffy the way I like my women… Light colored, non-fat, and covered in whipped cream.

78

ILMCLILMW - to keep me awake at night and help me program.

Damn, I’m sad :smiley:

79

I like my coffee like I like my women - taken early in the morning while I post to the Straight Dope Message Board.

[In case anyone’s worried, this is false. I don’t even drink coffee.]

80

I like my men like I like my water - transparent and tasteless.