Let's play "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!"

The Game Room
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I like my coffee like I like my women… filling a room with the aroma of new beans.

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ILMCLILMW: Ready in 2 minutes and 20 cents per serving.

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ILMCLILMW: ready any time, 24/7/365.

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I like my coffee like I like my men: always reliably ready when I want one, and tastefully decorated and acessorized.

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I like my coffee like I like my women: with rum

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ILMCLILMW: brought to me in bed at 7am in the morning.

128

I like my coffee like I like my women: from Sumatra with cinnamon.

Alternatively, I just want One Good Woman.

129

ILMCLILMW: thick, rich and hot.

130

I like my cofee like I li… AHHHH!!! BITCH GET OFF MY LAP!!!

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I like my women like I like my coffee:

Full of booze.

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Bitter and full of bourbon

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ILMCLILMW - Microwaved

ILMCLILMW - On the shitter

ILMCLILMW - Full of booze

ILMCLILMW - Cold and emotionally distant

ILMCLILMW - In the shower

… I can’t really choose.

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Personally, I would remove “on the shitter” from the lost, that is, if you have to choose between these. :stuck_out_tongue:

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ILMCLILMW - I’m left with a sticky ring on the table as a reminder.

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ILMCLILMM - Very strong but never bitter

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I was about to say that as well. Had I not double checked before posting you would have been the world’s first Irish ninja!

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Dammit, I was really looking forward to unwinding with a 15yo single malt after I logged off of the SDMB.

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I like my coffee like I like my zombie thread bumpers: Drunk.

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I beg your pardon, I was merely buzzed!