All that moose in his diet.
What other musings of Levi Johnson, besides him dissing on the Palins, are you going to be all ears for?
No, what you seeing is: 'Levi and Sara are both morons and both full of crap, but only one of them is seriously talked about as a Presidential candidate. Also, one of them should be old enough to know better. Actually, both of them should, but one really should."
Sarah’s “death panel” Facebook blurb was as idiotic as any interview Levi’s done. Except it was taken seriously by a large number of the voting public.
Well, between Sarah Palin and Levi Johnson, I only know of one of them being a proven liar, and it isn’t the rink rat.
I see no reason to automatically dismiss anything he’s saying since he has shown no track record of dishonesty before, and since nothing he’s saying sounds particular incredible. What’s so egregious or unbelievable about saying Palin talked about wanting to quit her job to make more money (especially since she actually did that), or saying she doesn’t cook, or that she had to have known he was boning Bristol since they slept in the same room?
It doesn’t sound to me like he’s really try to smear Palin or be mean, it sounds like interviewers are pulling teeth, trying to get him to say what he knows, so he says what he knows.
I think the suggestion that he’s just making it all up is pretty far fetched, but get under your blanket and make your “Leave Sarah alone” video if you want.
I think Marley23 must write for David Letterman.
I agree that I wouldn’t trust anything he says without extensive fact checking. However, I think it is perfectly possible he got leaned on hard by the Palin family, and is talking to get back at them, not only to make money. Not that that part hurts.
I, for one, bet that we’ll soon find out about a secret sex video between Levi Johnston and Joe the Plumber.
You read it here first!
I blame it on an entire family with fucked-up, stoner names.
Let’s run with this for a bit (humor me). What are the odds of someone Palin’s age giving birth to twins, one with Down’s and one without? I’m curious and this is just the place to satisfy my curiosity…
I don’t think it matters much if the things Levi says are true. Palin et al departed this world of reality a long time ago. If you look at it as pure entertainment or a serialized comic strip, it’s mildly amusing in a post-modern way.
If you don’t look at it that way, it’s a sordid and tawdry washing of not so very dirty laundry by small and petty people who feed on the flaws of others–watching it should be embarrassing for the watcher as well as the participants. Sadly, today it is neither.
I wonder if there are any management/PR firms that specialize in helping people make the most out of their 15 minutes (i.e. people whose fame is fast got and fleeting and are smart enough to know it, aka Levi Johnston/Sanjaya Malakar/Fawn Hall/Evelyn Nesbit/Roxy Hart). There’s probably a lot of money to be made but you have to strike very soon.
There’s talk of a book deal but if I were a publisher I wouldn’t advance him very much because
1- He’s already yesterday’s news and going into his “Miss Roxy Hart says goodnight” number (maybe Larry Birkhead can play Velma)
2- How much can a not particularly bright teenager say that’s of interest beyond the “Bristol’s mom is a bitch/she’s a big fat bitch/she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world” number he’s already sung?
3- I seriously doubt anybody would buy the book (it’s one you leaf through in the bookstore and maybe buy when it’s in the $1.97 bin if that)
Currently he’s got a firm offer of $25,000 for a nude shoot. A good agent might be able to get him $100,000 or more, OR they could get him some kind of reality show that poor Levi will never have the brains to think up the hook for (“The Courtship of Tripp’s Father”?) that might extend his half-life and up his nude pics price to $250,000. However he’ll be lucky to get $250 for full on gay porn in another couple of years.
So I wonder if there are such agencies, and if not how you should go about raking in the maximum moolah before the spotlight is gone.
Well, even if you don’t believe a word of what he says, you can at least conclude that the Palins inspire so little loyalty in the father of their daughter’s baby that he is willing to say severely unflattering things about them.
I’ve known politicians; what he is saying sounds exactly right to me. If he added in “batshit crazy,” I’d believe that, too.
The former governor ought to be more credible than a teenage dropout, but oddly, I don’t find her to be more credible.
Here’s a quite lengthy list of lies told by the 1/2-term governor.
I’m not seeing anything I wouldn’t be surprised to have confirmed…but still - one doesn’t kiss and tell. Nor do you kiss, conceive, tell and then bad mouth her mother in the national media even if her mother deserves it.
BTW, we were in a bar/restaurant the other night and Headline “News” was on the bar TV. Elliott Spitzer’s floozy is apparently making a lot of noise about how poorly she’s been treated and that no one respects her. The sort of smack talk Headline News picks up. Honey, if you really want respect, keep your head down. Your name is nowhere near as recognizable as Monica Lewinsky - this will blow over. If, on the other hand, you are a publicity whore, and the light has begun to dim and the record companies aren’t calling… Honey, well, you ain’t Lillie Langtry or Lola Montez.
Maybe, just maybe, it sounds more like he cares about being famous than he does about embarassing Bristol (who isn’t her mother), and more importantly, his son? (Someday, at least). Some father.
It has nothing to do with Sarah – I don’t give a shit about her. But the fact is, do it for your kid’s sake. (Especially when it sounds like he isn’t making an effort to be there for Tripp.)
Dude sounds like a real class act.
What did he say that’s embarassing to Bristol?
I thought the story was that he’s been trying to see his son, but now Bristol thinks he and his family are “white trash” gasp! and she won’t let him. Unless she wants to go running around with her girlfriends – then she dumps the baby on him and has her fun.
This could be outdated, or entirely incorrect, of course.
See, kids, what happens when you get your girlfriend knocked up?
Maybe schools should teach kids about condoms and such, and not just the power of prayer.
I believe that he implied that she had sex with a retard.