Lie about yourself

I have 17 socks in my sock drawer.

I have 17 socks on my left foot and three on my right.

I have 17 left feet.

My age is 17.

I am the 17th person using the name “Peter Morris”

I’m Janis Ian, and I wrote the hit song “At 17”

I was born on Leap Year day in 1956, so I have had only 17 birthdays.

-“BB”-

I am perfectly sane.

I wrote the first draft of a song for Alice Cooper that he would release a year later as “I’m Eighteen.”

This is the 17th post I’ve written in this thread about the number 17.

Stevie Nicks wrote “The Edge of Seventeen” about me.

I am 17% Mexican on my mother’s side.

It’s not that great. I tried to go and we bounced of the dome that covers the Flat Earth.

Everyone else in the thread might as well fold. I’m holding a royal flush.

How can you have? I have five kings!

I only have a pair of deuces but the pot goes to the player with the gun.

I once swam the South Branch of the Patapsco River upstream from Baltimore to Frederick, MD. Getting over Liberty Dam (410 ft.) was a real bastard.

I singlehandedly built the Liberty Dam.

I am the man who shot Liberty Valance.

I singlehandedly installed my curtain valence.