I have 17 socks in my sock drawer.
I have 17 socks on my left foot and three on my right.
I have 17 left feet.
My age is 17.
I am the 17th person using the name “Peter Morris”
I’m Janis Ian, and I wrote the hit song “At 17”
I was born on Leap Year day in 1956, so I have had only 17 birthdays.
-“BB”-
I am perfectly sane.
I wrote the first draft of a song for Alice Cooper that he would release a year later as “I’m Eighteen.”
This is the 17th post I’ve written in this thread about the number 17.
Stevie Nicks wrote “The Edge of Seventeen” about me.
I am 17% Mexican on my mother’s side.
It’s not that great. I tried to go and we bounced of the dome that covers the Flat Earth.
Everyone else in the thread might as well fold. I’m holding a royal flush.
How can you have? I have five kings!
I only have a pair of deuces but the pot goes to the player with the gun.
I once swam the South Branch of the Patapsco River upstream from Baltimore to Frederick, MD. Getting over Liberty Dam (410 ft.) was a real bastard.
I singlehandedly built the Liberty Dam.
I am the man who shot Liberty Valance.
I singlehandedly installed my curtain valence.