I deliberately misspelled “strate jakit” to keep you on your tows.
I believe that.
I am the only heir of Elendil. Pay up!
I am an illegitimate child of Elendil, making me a member of the Royal Bastard’s Society.
I am the founder and current co-chair of the Royal Pain In The Ass Society. Just ask my wife.
I did, but she refused to confirm your claim and insisted on knowing how I’d found your house. Seemed a bit paranoid to me, frankly.
I am the other co-chair of the Royal Pain in the Ass Society, along with @burpo_the_wonder_mutt . Though I’m secretly plotting to have him ousted so I can be chair all by myself.
Back when I was in charge of the National Pain in the Ass Society, the chair was known as the Ass-Man (or Woman), or just “the Ass”.
@burpo_the_wonder_mutt and @CairoCarol and their woke, politically correct animal-lover do-gooder friends splintered off to form the so-called “Royal” Pain in the Ass Society in protest because they considered me being called the Ass was an insult to donkeys.
I’m not a pain in the ass. I am, however, the head janitor at the National Pain in the Ass Society Headquarters Building in Washington, DC, and I’m in charge of a staff of thirty-seven janitors.
Has it occurred to either of you that this “chair” may be the cause of all the pain
in the ass ?
Meanwhile…back on topic:
I once walked from Provincetown MA to Lincoln City OR to help raise awareness of
me walking from Provincetown MA to Lincoln City OR.
I am a Mechwarrior, for House Davion.
Remember that old lady in a lime green Lincoln Continental, who drove alongside you for about 70 miles in Missouri, hurling “yo mama” insults at you? That was me.
And I am pjd’s mama, so thank you very much…
Having married and divorced you five, er, six times over the years, I can attest to that. You’re welcome.
I am a stegosaurus.
I am a camera.
I was a Camaro in one of those redneck hot rod flicks.
I’m Brian, and so is my wife.
I’m Monty Python, but you can call me by my childhood nickname, Mon-mon.
Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place! I wanted to be… a lumberjack!
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