Bring on the naked dancing slave boys scattering rose petals, strike the lutes and zithers, and tremble in holy dread!
And bring me the head of the San Diegan one on a platter! And bring the rest of him on the same platter, attached to the head (but without any clothes on!)
Congratulation Matt, you truly are Montréal’s Eldest Doper.
Roll out the red carpet! 
Congrats Matt
Can I borrow a dancing boy or two? I’ll bring them back, I promise.
Hurrah for you, Matt! I’d just like you to know that you’re my favorite gay guy from Montreal. The fact that you’re the only gay guy from Montreal I know should not in any way diminish that.
Holy shit! Rock on!
And just when I was starting to feel good about the number of my posts, too! Geez! shaking head
Say, let me borrow one of them dancin boys and it’ll make things ALL better, ok? Sound like a deal?
Hell, could I be a dancing slave girl? That could be fun! beams You KNOW you wanna…
That’s pretty good there, **matt.
Ah…but why would you want 5000 posts when you could have 277???
Good for you. 
I’m
working
on
it.
<sigh> Again?
{Traipses naked dressed as slave, scatters rose petals, strikes zither with lute, trembles, climbs on silver platter, removes clothing}
Just watch the teeth this time, buck-o!
(And remember that I’m right behind you - what do I get when I read 5000, hmmm?)
Esprix
So Matt…
Which post are you:
Most proud of?
Least proud of?
Most memorable?
Most embarassing?
I don’t usually post in these threads, but since this is five thousand, and it’s you, and I see that Esprix is right behind you naked on that platter… Well, congratulations and is the bar open yet?
::runs naked through thread, pausing for adoration and booty-calls, then continues out::
There’s something . . . missing . . . from that.
Handy could be posting his 10,000th and one of us newbies wishbone has logged his first 280 this month already. I can feel the breeze as he passes me.
And you yourself, kniz, with your next post, will log #300.
Just 63 more and I join you, matt:)
Goodness, that’s impressive, you’re making the rest of us feel all inadequate.
Oh well, Congrats!
Kitty