Look on in awe, mortals. I have attained 5000 posts.

WE"RE HERE!!

Hello Matt (inspiration and something of a role model, especially in my early days on these boards), I’d like you to meet Jason, Troy, Lim, Danny, Tim, Meng Tek, the other Troy, and Zac.

Okay boys, take off your winter coats -it’s summer up here remember.

Tim, your loin-cloth is slipping a bit at the back - Lim, help him with it will you? Meng Tek, you’re in the front in this number darling. No, I told you Zac, no singlet in this number, just the gold chains around the neck, and the angel wings. Alright everybody into position quickly.

That’s it…

I’m waiting…

Jason and Troy I’m waiting… No not you dear, the other Troy.

Okay? Facing Matt now… uh-one and uh-two and uh-three

It’s raining men
Hallelujah
It’s raining men
Danny - smiling please!
and three and four and
Tim it’s slipping again, tuck it in!

absolutely soaking wet
the other way, Jason!
Tim tuck it in!!

It’s raining men
Extend those arms! Don’t smile that much Danny
God bless Mother Nature
Tim it’s slipping off comp- oh well, never mind…
She’s a single woman too
Troy stop talking! Not you dear, the other Troy…
etc

etc

etc for a very long four minutes. Well, they mean well. And they do all run over and give you a big kiss at the end.

warmest thoughts

Redboss

Congratulations Matt :slight_smile: Hope to see you soon in…(ahem) a…certain other thread in which we have both participated. :smiley:

Tell me more of this dance number, Redboss

Esprix

Congrats, Matt. I don’t think I’ll ever get that many. Took me forever to get 100.

Congrats, matt!

Hey, I’ll be hitting the big 5-0-0-0 sometime soon myself. Could I borrow those dancing slave boys when you’re done? Thanks. :smiley:

Wow, Matt , I’m impressed. I truly am!

The Happy Fun Squad of Scylla’s Great Empire of Goodness will send you slave boys in a few, just as soon as I subdue Eutychus.

Now if you were’t playing for the other team, I’d come after you myself. :wink:

Elly

Way to go, Matt!!

**Esprix wrote:

(And remember that I’m right behind you - what do I get when I read 5000, hmmm?)**

That’s precisely where he wants you to be to help celebrate your 5000th post! :smiley:

Congrats on the 5000th post Matt.

But be careful with those dancing boys, they’ve got to be returned in the morning, and we want to be sure we get deposit back on them.:smiley:

Shamelessly bumping this so that I can one day reach 100!

:slight_smile:

Oh, BTW, Congrats! :smiley:

Impressive

2 years and three months. lets see… 365 and 365 and 90 thats 810 days so that’s roughly 6.2 posts a day.

Y’all do realize handy should hit 10,000 by tomorrow or Monday?

You’re halfway to **Handy{/b], Matt!

Yeah, you’re heading to handy in a handbasket. :smiley:

Oh, yeah, congrats. And also to the others in reach of that goal, as I’m probably not going to make it to every damn post count party.

Sorry Matt, dancing boys in short supply… can I send you a Chatty Cathy doll instead (now, how do I get a generic smiley to attach to this…) Here goes :slight_smile:

you, mr. queer, are a prince among men.

:slight_smile:

Don’t you mean princess?

luv ya, Matt!

good show then !!!

Very impressive Matt! Drinks all around!

Well, awe isn’t quite the word I have in mind. Dismay, maybe. I mean, I only have 700 or so posts, and I KNOW I have no life.

And I hate post parties.