Hello Matt (inspiration and something of a role model, especially in my early days on these boards), I’d like you to meet Jason, Troy, Lim, Danny, Tim, Meng Tek, the other Troy, and Zac.
Okay boys, take off your winter coats -it’s summer up here remember.
Tim, your loin-cloth is slipping a bit at the back - Lim, help him with it will you? Meng Tek, you’re in the front in this number darling. No, I told you Zac, no singlet in this number, just the gold chains around the neck, and the angel wings. Alright everybody into position quickly.
That’s it…
I’m waiting…
Jason and Troy I’m waiting… No not you dear, the other Troy.
Okay? Facing Matt now… uh-one and uh-two and uh-three
It’s raining men
Hallelujah
It’s raining men Danny - smiling please!
and three and four and
Tim it’s slipping again, tuck it in!
absolutely soaking wet the other way, Jason!
Tim tuck it in!!
It’s raining men Extend those arms! Don’t smile that much Danny
God bless Mother Nature Tim it’s slipping off comp- oh well, never mind…
She’s a single woman too Troy stop talking! Not you dear, the other Troy…
etc
etc
etc for a very long four minutes. Well, they mean well. And they do all run over and give you a big kiss at the end.
Hope to see you soon in…(ahem) a…certain other thread in which we have both participated. 
