Look on in awe, mortals. I have attained 5000 posts.

You have earned 15 minutes of recess young man.

Congratulations, matt_mcl!

I have a great deal of respect and admiration for you. From what I understand, you give back to the world far more than most of us ever do.

Enjoy your party!

Scotti

So, what is the view like from up there on your godlike Mount o’ 5000 Posts? We awe-struck mortals are waiting for your superhuman insights…

::deepbluesea taps feet, checks watch::

Matt?

::deepbluesea coughs pointedly::

Matt, put the slave boy down and answer the question!

Wait. What is Matt doing with that slave boy? And Esprix? And all that oiled fruit?

Yikes. Clearly, this is no place for an innocent lesbian.

::deepbluesea averts eyes and flees from thread::

(But, really - congratulations.)

Wow! I am truly humbled.

May you never make Pecan Mudslide today.

Congrats!

matt surfaces

deepbluesea, that should be “all those oiled fruits.”

matt dives back in