That strange noise you heard early Saturday was the sound of the universe cocking the fuck with me gun. The crisis is over, and my temper has subsided to the point that I can tell the tale without getting pissed off.
Saturday, I showed up at the local horsepistol to have a fancy-schmancy MRI done on my liver, something that will happen every six months until I assume room temperature. The registration people were acting very weird, and I soon found out that whenever they ran my card, [del]Double[/del]Blue Cross would report that my coverage was “inactive”.
I made sure that they weren’t using the BC number from my previous job, they weren’t, and of course the customer service desk was only open for calls from mere mortals like me 8-5 M-F, certainly not at 0700 on a Saturday.
Fast forward to today. I got the MRI rescheduled, and the appointment with the liver doc, then I went after BC.
“Mr. Vunder, your coverage was discontinued on 1 April.”
“April 1st? Is this some kind of joke?!?” The wisecrack went straight over her head.
I conferred with my HR guy. He was in on this Saturday when I called him in a combination panic and lather from the horsepistol. The issue is that on 1 April, since I did not take advantage of the carrot on the stick to participate in the policy wellness program, I was supposed to be dropped from that particular program. BC, in their infinite incompetence, dropped my coverage completely instead.
For the record, I don’t see the point of an annual physical and going meatless once a week when I have conditions that keep me medically monitored more tightly that the BC wellness PC BS.
So, I am now restored to coverage, and my MRI and MD appointments are rescheduled for a week later.