a small tickler in the throat.
(we need a gag smilie)
Si
I said cavity, not oriface. This opens it up to armpits, belly buttons, skin folds and twix the buns. 
Si Amigo, I’m still confused.
Was the condom lost in her vagina or what? It’s been 3 days and it sounds like your girlfriend has been to the doctor twice. She should feel comfortable enough to tell you whether the doctor looked in her vagina or not to find the condom. If so, then they should have found something if it was there. If not, then she’s not getting her money worth.
Why did they give her antibiotics? If they found something and fished it out, antibiotics would only be necessary if she had significant damage to the vaginal canal. If they didn’t look, antibiotics are contraindicated.
WTF is going on?
Did you get yelled at for posting this personal information on a public message board?
Um … I think it would be hard to loose something in those places unless … nope, can’t ask that.
Wait a sec … Belly Button!? :eek:
Scratch that. It’s been 6 days. More confused than before!
Let’s assume it’s in her vagina.
A good gyne exam, but only a good one with a speculum and decent light, will easily find it. Small foreign bodies like this usually get tucked up at the very top of the vagina, at the back, behind the cervix (the posterior fornix). Whoever examines her needs good exposure to make sure the whole cavity is examined, and long tongs to get it out if it’s up there. “Pictures” of any kind are useless and I find the idea of endoscopy hysterical (no pun intended).
If it is not removed, it will usually create a smelly discharge. On rare occasions those can be dangerous (remember Toxic Shock Syndrome?) but usually it’s just smelly and persistent. I hope she did not get treated for vaginitis when the real problem is a foreign body…a language barrier might contribute to this.
It ain’t goin’ up the cervical canal unless she just gave birth…
Would the fact that it’s lambskin have any impact on how it would…ahem…decompose?
I am still wondering if it isn’t stuck on the ceiling fan
Have we asked Si Amigo if he has any pets that might have been in the room when the incident occurred?
The sheep were in the yard mowing the grass as they normally do on their day off. The gerbil’s never left their cages. The python . . . wait a minute . . . do pythons consume their own skins? hmmmmm
Perhaps he thought it was a smaller snake encroaching on his territory?
A smaller, meaner and more dangerous snake perhaps. But this is not the case . . .
She went to the gynocoligist today and had her fish it out this time. She described as painful, like having a child. I get the bill next week. 
Turns out the pills she took on Tuesday were morning after pills and the doctor asked her to try flushing it out with something like Vagisil.
The doctor gave it to her in a plastic bag and she insisted on keeping it to show me tomorrow. :eek:
get ready for some ignorance fought on fronts you didn’t care to fight
Wait, lemme get the timeline right here.
05.11.07: the condom is lost
05.14.07: first doctor visit with snide nurses and no real exam.
05.15.07: second doctor visit. Get morning-after pills
05.17.07: foreign body finally actually removed
What the hell is going on in your town? My understanding was that morning after pills are essentially useless after 3 days from the accidental exposure. Is this not correct? Did anyone give her emergency contraception on her first doctor visit? And what is with leaving the damned thing in there for 6 days?!?
See post #10. She is not a citizen, has no insurance and I am 3-1/2 hours away. Technically the condom was lost early Saturday am.
Also, Si Amigo said his girlfriend is not very fluent in English, especially with regard to medical terminology. This sort of thing happens a lot when someone sort-of understands English and doesn’t have a family member there to translate, and no one in the doctor’s office speaks their language. Hell, she’s lucky she didn’t get an emergency hysterectomy by mistake.