Lots of tots rot!

[Skywatcher]

@aldiboronti

You realize that illicit makes no sense at all in that sentence? Elicit is the word you’re grasping for.

Yeah, realized that after the edit window closed.

[Skywatcher]

@bup

Well, surely. I mean, my wife hadn’t been working for several years because of her health, and we’d been incurring lots of medical costs (we qualified for the tax thing where you can deduct from your taxed income the portion of your medical expenses that are more than 7.5% of your income 5 years running!), and many paychecks I still put the second weeks’ groceries on a credit card because the money runs out before the days do, but, surely I’m better prepared, because…reasons. Surely you and your wife were worse prepared for emergencies than anyone else, and anybody you encounter on a message board isn’t living paycheck to paycheck.

My apologies for assuming, then.

At least you have some idea when these bills are arriving, right? Nobody hiding them from you because they have an irrational fear of finding sales calls in their voice mail?

[bobot]

This thread was much more entertaining when it was about dead babies.

- YouTube

[WolfpackJeep]

@Drunky_Smurf

From the article:

“young children aged between two days and nine years whose grave”

To take the side of the pro-lifers: 9 years is a hell of a long time to wait to get an abortion. I for one am against it.

Heck, the Church of the SubGenius allows it up to the age of 15.

@kayaker

ETA: I have, however reported my own post, even if it is vaguely masturbatory to do so.

Not in the dead baby thread!!!

[Try2B_Comprehensive]

But where do you stand on dead babies?

Britain!

[GrandWino]

@kayaker

I’m working on a 5 year plan to make the Pit more NOLAesque. For example, right now I’m sipping a Hurricane out of a plastic go-cup. We’ve already got performance artists doing their shtick.

And it already smells like baloney here, thanks to BigT, so we got that going for it as well.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@LavenderBlue

a huge general retirement savings fund.

Can I like, have it? I’m certain I can think of a more compelling reason than sweaty cottontails…how about “My children’s skeletal remains will be found in a septic tank if you don’t fork it over”?

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@Skywatcher

At least you have some idea when these bills are arriving, right?

Yes, because the death of a loved one, much like air conditioning for a bunny hutch, is something you plan for.

That’s my biggest gripe. If you knew you were living paycheck to paycheck, you should have been eating the bunnies, not trying to keep them alive. Their kidneys are a real treat, by the way.

[raventhief]

@Skywatcher

My apologies for assuming, then.

At least you have some idea when these bills are arriving, right? Nobody hiding them from you because they have an irrational fear of finding sales calls in their voice mail?

So… did/does your wife do that? If so, I guess **bup **is SUPER LUCKY cuz, y’know…

@bup

(snip) my **late **wife’s final hospital bills (snip)

(emphasis added)

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

Yeah, skywatcher is the one who has it bad. What a douche.

[Guinastasia]

Can I have some money? I like money.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

Or: Spinal Tap - Gimme Some Money - YouTube

[Fenris]

@FoieGrasIsEvil

Can I like, have it? I’m certain I can think of a more compelling reason than sweaty cottontails…how about “My children’s skeletal remains will be found in a septic tank if you don’t fork it over”?

And with this, the great arcs of the thread meet, forming a perfect circle.

A circle where the body of a dead baby in a septic tank slowly heat-suffocates a bunny it died clutching.

[joyfool]

@bobot

This thread was much more entertaining when it was about dead babies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIprojl-J38

I love you.

[Skywatcher]

It occurs to me that a sore toe has driven me into weird shit territory again. Shutting up now.

[Guinastasia]

@Skywatcher

It occurs to me that a sore toe has driven me into weird shit territory again. Shutting up now.

Please tell me this was meant to be a joke.

[drewtwo99]

@jsgoddess

Matzo ball soup good.

I was with you right up until this pofnordint.

[drewtwo99]

It all makes sense! A weird toe and insomnia turns people into sleazy jackasses.

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[kambuckta]

Oh good fucken’ grief.

ALL OF YOU, GO TO YOUR ROOMS. YOU’RE A BLOODY EMBARRASSMENT TO THIS BOARD. G’ORN, GIT!!!

[drewtwo99]

@kambuckta

Oh good fucken’ grief.

ALL OF YOU, GO TO YOUR ROOMS. YOU’RE A BLOODY EMBARRASSMENT TO THIS BOARD. G’ORN, GIT!!!

The dead baby jokes were pretty good though. You guys can stay.