One plus one is four
Red and yellow make purple
Two plus two is nine
Haiku is really pretty simple.
What are you saying? There should be
seventeen syllables, not words? Dammit.
Who, me? I’m just a
medical student. I can’t
count. I need a drink!
woke up at seven
grabbed a cold beer in the fridge
Damn…gotta puke now
i ain’t so dumb
i know everything about that
there chinese poetry
I like my biscuits
With yaller mustard on 'em
Reckon you got some?
I work at Denny’s
I can’t pay my rent on time
Got a brand new truck
the intensity!
bright, loud, fast, aromatic…
damn, I love NASCAR
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Shampoo! Shampoo! Shampoo! Yeah!
Lather, rinse, repeat.
huh huh-huh huh huh
you said haiku huh-huh huh
huh-huh huh huh-huh
Sensitive artist.
A musical genius.
Eminem, of course.
Low IQ haiku? What is that supposed to mean? Guess I shouldn’t post.
“No! Don’t eat that thing!”
“You! Get that out of your nose!”
A day with my kids.
Why are all of these
Haikus about hillbillies
They are not so dumb
Oops I said that word
Where is that hillbilly boy
That should be his cue
-Dirty
I done be good at deez
My ay kyoo isn’t hi
I aint sophistuhmuhcated, is you?
Truck’s on cinder blocks
Transmission’s in the bathtub
It’s time for some Schlitz
Momma always said
Life is like a box of… of…
Something. I fergit.
Our first kiss was sweet.
Down at Wal-Mart we sucked face.
She tasted my Skoal.
alrite then,
TN*hippie
Stop blocking the door
Godammit!! It’s a doorway!
A damn DOORWAY!! Move.
I wrote that between classes in high school
flup (of the fittest)
My truck’s rear window
Got a new sticker on it.
Calvin peeing! Ha!