Luciano700's pit thread

Troll House cookies:

1/2 c. peanut butter
6 oz. chocolate chips
1/2 c. chopped pecans
5 c. crispy cereal
Measuring cup, tablespoon, pan, waxed paper
Put peanut butter and chips in a pan. Heat slowly and stir until melted. Mix in cereal gently and drop cookies from spoon onto waxed paper. Chill until set.

Like I said it is the Pit so…

My wife has one that seems to meet your specs.

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S A COOKIE

1 Cup peanut butter
1 Cup of granulated sugar
1 Egg

Preheat oven to 350F

Blend ingredients together. Roll into walnut-sized balls, place on an ungreased cookie sheet, and flatten them with the back of a fork.

Bake for 8-10 minutes

Recipe for troll popcorn

1teaspoonpaprika1teaspoongarlic powder1(3 1/3ounce) bag popcorn2 -3tablespoonsbutter(To make Vegan, buy a soy butter substitute.)1 -2teaspoonTabasco sauce1teaspoonsalt1teaspoonpepper

1teaspoonpaprika1teaspoongarlic powder1(3 1/3ounce) bag popcorn2 -3tablespoonsbutter(To make Vegan, buy a soy butter substitute.)1 -2teaspoonTabasco sauce1teaspoonsalt1teaspoonpepper

Twice as nice!
Yes, kaylasdad, that’s the one.
Thx

You’re welcome :smiley:

‘metrosexual’ as a descriptor is older than you claim to be. Pick a newer atrocity to be meh about already. No one actually has a problem with men’s grooming - it’s a giant product coup for the health and beauty supply companies.

If you really want to prove your ‘tolerant’ street cred, supporting men wearing full-face makeup is the way to go these days. Get with the times.

Wabbit Season! Duck Season!

Thank you, I have been looking for this recipe for a while, too… (Couldn’t remember the temp or time…remembered the ingredients perfectly well.)

If I saw more men wear makeup, I will totally follow the route. I imagine this will be a thing by 2020.

Guyliner It’s it’s something else that isn’t exactly new.

I also saw a video of people trying dicksticks [basically dick shaped lip sticks], one of the few people was a mixed race dude.

This was yesterday, here’s a link to the video

Gonna go out on a limb here to guess flour, sugar, and peanut butter. I just took out of the oven some English shortbread which also contains only 3 ingredients: 3 cups flour, 1 cup butter, and ½ cup sugar. Cream the butter and sugar together, and gradually mix in the flour. Press into a greased 9"x13" baking pan, divide into bars, and bake at 375° for 20 minutes. I’m guessing just substitute peanut butter for butter.

I love me some shortbread. Do you use plain or selfrising flour?

Well, yeah, she is, but how did YOU know?

Y’know, Lucky700, it’s quite liberating when you realize that no one really cares about your issues.

It might help you to stop obsessing over them. I mean, you can decide whether to groom or not, whether you like women or not, where you stand on formerly-complex political issues… all by yourself!

And you can just go live your life, without typing it all out. Think about all the time you’ll be saving.
(Time you could spend baking!)

I use 100% whole wheat. I found some whole wheat shortbread make by Walker’s about 23 years ago when I lived in Malaysia, and have never been able to find any since. So I started making my own.

Also in Malaysia, I bought some locally-made confections labeled “peanut butter cookies,” which had only two ingredients: peanut butter and sugar. They were crumbly little pucks of, well, sweetened peanut butter, compressed into the dimensions of a stack (“king”) of two checkers, and minimally baked, if at all.

Elmer Season!