lurkernomore, now is the time!

For you to turn 2000, of course!

Yes, I know I’m a little premature (by three posts) for him to hit this milestone, but he does most of his posting from work, and I do most of mine after work. Knowing him, he’s planning on blowing by this milestone when I don’t have a chance to say anything. So, I’m starting the party a little early!

I’ve been trying to think of a wonderful way to help him celebrate his 2000th (since this will be the first party he’s ever had) and I’ve had a hard time being inventive. So, I’ll leave it up to all of you, his Doper friends, to help me come up with a wonderful way to tell him “Happy 2000!” Share your stories, give him drinks… heck, if all the hot Doper chicks want to make out with him, you’re more than welcome to for this special occassion! Any other ideas you have, bring 'em up! Let’s make this a post party to remember! :smiley:

[sub]smooch Love you, honey! :)[/sub]

Wow. We can make out with the GoH? You’re a generous hostess, babe. :wink:

Kudos to you, lurker!

Of course, Arden! I can’t have all the fun, can I? :smiley:

Happy 2000 lnm!

Uhm, yeah…

look- I’ll be back in about 17 hours, after work.

They’ve got me upholstering :slight_smile:

and you know how much fun I can be when I’m high.

That Landau is some good s**t. :wink:

Congrats lurknomore :::throws confetti and lights of some sparklers::: I’ll leave the making out with him to you TruePisces, though I am a hot doper chick, ha ha ha… even if I am still of newbie status.

::runs through thread naked::

Oh. Wait. Lurker’s a guy.

::walks through thread with copious amounts of alcohol::

After 2000 you are indeed a lurker no more. :smiley: Congrats and enjoy!

Congrats, lurkernomore. Can’t wait for the big NYC Dopefest so we can deluge you with free beer.

Now there’s a sentiment that is really touching…

Punha, you can walk IN with the EtOH, but don’t walk out with any unless it’s been properly internalized…

** Gypsy_gurl, ** we were all newbies once. Welcome aboard. If you don’t want to grope the GoH in front of ** TP **, I’m sure ** THespos ** wouldn’t mind standing in for me.

Kinda busy at work today, so I haven’t turned the count over…

I think **TruePisces ** does some of these things just to embarrass me… not to mention what she wants to do for Halloween…

[sub] Ghost? Goblins? The scariest thing about Halloween is ** TP’s ** costuming ideas…[/sub]

Damn… Sorry I forgot you, ** hampster **. Go sniff some glue for me, and when you come back here, I’ll take you to that SF store again. I’m afraid I never will be able to take you to the Trade Towers. I wish we went that day. I’d rather be with a friend on top of it, than having a friend right now under it.

Congrats, lurker, from a fellow Piscean chick.

:slight_smile:

I do not! I do them because you deserve them! You have every right to be celebrated in every way possible. And I’m not the only one that thinks so! So there! Pbbbbbb! :stuck_out_tongue:

Just for that, we’ll see if I make out with you tonight! :eek:

*…oh I was gonna cover a lotta armrests- but then I got
high…

I like going to work because I get high…*
lnm, just give my a few hours for the buzz to wear
off- when I’m all snarky and miserable and I’m sure
I’ll remember which SF store you’re talking about.

Y’know I’ve come to NYC twice, that’s like 4400km, and
how long have I spent in the city? Like 3 days! Why don’tch
you guys come up here!? I’ll even arrange a Peterborough
dopefest, we could…

uh, go to the Canoe Musuem. heh. :wink: Naw, I’m sure I’ll be
down there again soon,and I’ll bring enough Helmiprene
for everybody! :slight_smile:

I like True’s halloween ideas, okay so in the
plan I got to wear pants and you didn’t… but you’re
way too uptight man. Here, have a beer and cover this
cabin seat valence. :wink:

Congrats lurker :slight_smile:
Lap dance for the guest of honor?

I’m honored by your offer - let the music play!

I’m sorry! That was me! I’m an Idiot!!!
[sub] Amber, please stop hitting me…[/sub]