Oh, and sorry abotu the delay on 239, I tried to post it well before 7:00, but got a database error.
Well, I hope you are wrong about that.
I figure I can still post until I’m officially dead, right?
I wish I were. I could only imagine what the scum powers are to balance out my powers. But still, maybe it’ll be a wake up call…?
Interesting to hear the Story has down that on a townie before. Makes no difference now, and it alone wouldn’t convince me to unvote by a long shot. Still interesting to note.
Pretty sure I’m voting for Blam.
EXT THE CABIN DOOR - DUSK
The door crashes open and BLASTER MASTER emerges, running full bore from the vast mob that pursues him. His eyes bulge wildly. They follow him with lanterns, pitchforks, kitchen implements, all flashing in the fading sunlight. He runs toward the camera.
BLASTER MASTER
Wait - I’m not - listen to me - I really didn’t try to - I thought I could - It was all about the dreams, don’t you see? - Wait! Leave me alone - You can’t lynch me, because e to the power of i times pi plus one always equals zero! CAN’T YOU SEE IT, YOU MANIACS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
*The crowd descends upon him, screaming. We see a kitchen knife raised, and it falls; we hear BLASTER MASTER cry out.
CLOSE on A BYSTANDER’s BLOOD SPLATTERED FACE.
Pan down to BLASTER MASTER. The light is dying from his eyes; his death rattle is beginning. A densely-packed notebook falls from his nerveless clutches.*
BLASTER MASTER, John Nash, a Pro-Town Investigator, has been lynched.
*FADE TO BLACK
TITLE CARD: “No, not really.”
“Wouldn’t that have sucked?”
“That’s what could have happened.”
“Here’s what did.”
FADE UP ON: The door crashes open and BLASTER MASTER emerges, running full bore from the vast mob that pursues him. His eyes bulge wildly. They follow him with lanterns, pitchforks, kitchen implements, all flashing in the fading sunlight. He runs toward the camera.*
BLASTER MASTER
Wait - I’m not - listen to me - I really didn’t try to - I thought I could - It was all about the dreams, don’t you see? - Wait! Leave me alone - You can’t lynch me, YOU CAN’T KILL ME, YOU’RE ALL MY CHILDREN NOW!!!
They chase him into the woods. Quick cuts to trees, running. Sounds of LABORED breathing. They burst into a clearing from several directions.
SOMEONE
Where did he go?
SOMEONE ELSE
Blaster?
A THIRD SOMEONE
He’s… he’s vanished.
BLASTER MASTER’S VOICE
(Laughter)
I told you that you can’t kill me! I’m everywhere! I’m nowhere! You’re in my world now, and I’ll haunt your dreams until the night you die - the night I kill you, that is! YOU ARE ALL MINE NOW!!!
(More laughter)
There is a pause. Cut to SOMEONE.
SOMEONE
Uh, guys? I think he’s under that pile of leaves.
SOMEONE ELSE
(Terrified)
No, he’s not. He’s everywhere. He’s all around us.
SOMEONE
No, look. The pile of leaves is, like, moving, up and down.
They gather around the pile, and brush a few leaves away. From below, BLASTER MASTER looks up sheepishly.
BLASTER MASTER
Truce?
CUT TO BLACK
BLASTER MASTER, Freddy Krueger, a Third-Party Serial Killer, has been lynched
And with that, the Great Serial Killer Murder-Off of 2009 Has Ended. The winner is peekercpa (The Predator), who will now win with whatever side wins; sadly, Blaster Master, Freddy Krueger, loses with whatever side loses.
Night Four begins now, and will end in about two days, on Sunday night at 7:00PM EST. A vote count, to get you started:
Hal Briston (4) - Cookies, amrussell, pedescribe, special ed
Hockey Monkey (1) - Almost Human
Cookies (1) - Hal Briston
MHaye (1) - NAF1138
Story, you are officially my hero.
That was awesome color and an awesome idea.
…I believe you mean Peekercpa?
Oh and
Cookies is, in fact, town.
Yup. Sorry 'bout that.
Oh. Hell. Yeah.
I loves me some flavor, but I loves being right even more.
Allow me this interlude.
WOOT WOOT.
Go whomever.
So this is, I think, a null tell for JSexton. A PFK lynch is good for scum, and good for town given how dangerous he seemed.
Natlaw, you rock.
Nice, did peeker win because he got lynched first? Or because he got a kill and Blaster Master didn’t? Or I guess it’s simply the point count.
Sorry for getting the vote count messed up, luckily I missed one for both BlaM and Hal.
Did the doctor block Blaster Master from killing pedescribe? Did dotchan survive an attack as well because she is Deadite who can’t dream? I guess not because then BlaM would have used that to survive and dotchan survived because she is Alpha and not easily scared?
@pede, yeah I seem to have a nose for serial killers 
. amrussell came with Freddy Kreuger first though.
Quick list of players alive and dead with claims for our reference:
Let me know if I left anything out.
Dead:
Town
Pleo - Mason
Diggit - Psychic
Thing Fish - Cop
Hawkeyeop - Vanilla
Chucara - Vanilla
PFK
BlaM
Peeker
Scum
Bufftabby
Macey - 4/5ths dead
Alive and Claimed:
NAF1138 - Lie Detector
Pedescribe - Mason
Zeriel - Vanilla Town
Dotchan - Alpha Redshit
Hal Briston - Vanilla
Total Lost - Not a Deadite*
Cookies - Ash*
*NAF confirmed. Do with that what you will.
Unknowns:
Brewha
MHaye
Nanook
HockeyMonkey
JSexton
Millit
Rapier42
Natlaw
Special Ed
Amrussel
Almost Human
11 total unknowns. VS 7 claimed.
Yessssssss!
Actually, I think I mentioned it first, but it was in reference to Total Lost. I bet Blam crapped his pants anyway, though.
LOL @ Dotchan is an Alpha Redshit. snicker snerk
she knows what she did.
I’m picturing you rubbing her nose in something.
Ah, only missed JSextons vote, special_ed and MHaye voted after my count (end vote BlaM 7 - Hal 5 and there was never a tie, sorry again).
First impression about the Cookies is town investigation.
-was she protected by someone else against Blaster Master or was it some innate power?
-So probably Total Lost is not Deatite (or PFK since two died and pedescribe’s role PM suggested two)
-both not confirmed until NAF is, of course.
Also neither macey nor Hawkeyeop burned up today. You missed Hawk on your list NAF. Also I assume dotchan-is-Alpha and Cookies-has-some-hidden-power ‘BlaM confirmed’ (as in he tried to stick to the truth as much as he could), same caveat as with NAF expect we can’t kill BlaM again for better confirmation.