EXT A CLEARING IN THE WOODS - JUST PAST MIDNIGHT
A few branches part, and COMETOTHEDARKSIDEWEHAVEALONGUSERNAME steps into the clearing. We see a POV shot of COOKIES, from the perspective of someone who is already in the clearing.
COOKIES
So… it’s you.
(Laughs)
Thought you could trick me, didn’t ya? Bringing me out here? But I’ve got news for you… I’m prepared.
(Laughs again, a little crazy)
Check this out.
Musical sting. COOKIES holds up her hand, snarls. Close on COOKIES.
COOKIES
You see this? This is my boomstick!
POV shot shifts to look at the contents of COOKIES hand. It is a tree branch.
COOKIES
Fuck!
(Laughs)
Well, that’s all right, you gender-nonspecific bitch. I got a better surprise. You know, I was going to take it easy here. Live and let live.
(Cackles)
Well, whatever that means to you bastards. But no. You fuckers killed the dog. The sorority girl I get, but what kind of inhuman monster kills a dog? So I spent me some quality time with my own left hand…
(Cuts off)
Don’t you laugh at me, that’s not what I meant. Check this out.
*COOKIES holds up her other hand. The hand has been roughly chopped from the forearm, and replaced with a huge chainsaw. COOKIES yanks the pullcord, and the chainsaw springs to life. We hear the SOUND OF SLIDING METAL THAT ALWAYS SIGNIFIES THE DRAWING OF A WEAPON EVEN THOUGH NO WEAPON EVER CREATES MAKES THAT SOUND WHEN DRAWN. The leaves in the surrounding forest suddenly stop blowing in the breeze.
COOKIES looks up.*
COOKIES
Come get some.
*She charges toward her foe, directly toward the camera, raising the chainsaw on high.
CUT TO BLACK.
Long pause.
Then, fade up on*
EXT THE CLEARING - MORNING
The group is gathered around the clearing. Three student stands forward of the rest, looking down at an unpleasant sight. We hear the sputtering sound of a chainsaw.
SOMEONE
Oh, that’s gotta hurt.
*Pan down to the shape of COOKIES, stabbed fatally through the heart, whose body has pitched over on top of her still-running chainsaw. There is sufficient blood and gore to earn us an R rating, and then,
CUT TO BLACK.*
CometotheDarkSideWeHaveCookies, a Pro-Town Former Vanilla Who Was Less Vanilla By This Point, has been killed.
Thus beginneth Day Six. Because of the delayed start to this Day, and because I think a full Day taking place principally over a weekend will not be good for the game as a whole, I am going to somewhat extend the Day (I know, I know, I said no power on earth could extend the Day; strange things happen). The Day will end at 1:00PM EST on Tuesday, January 20th, at which point we will resume our former schedule.