Okay. This night is kind of boring, so it’s story time with Uncle Sachertorte:
The story of the so-called Monkgate:
Long long ago there was a mafia game hosted by Blaster Master that was quite large (like this one!) and had 4 Masons (like this one!). But in the game long ago, they were called Monks.
Early on, Monk storyteller got killed in the night and the monks were all very sad. 
The game was designed to have lots of kills, but the killing roles got killed and the game moved very slowly. 
Monk sachertorte went on a fabulous European vacation in real life and was away for two weeks. 
Townies were angry at sachertorte for leaving them (we had a lot of attrition and substitutes in that game) :mad:
Scum were super nice to sachertorte because they are lying scum :smack:
Just before Monk sachertorte left, Monk nesta was forced to claim :eek:
Monk sachertorte decided not to claim with her and stay secret since Monk Cometothedarksidewehavecookies was also there and still kicking and hidden.
Monk nesta was viciously murdered by scum
Monk sachertorte was touring the Mediterranean with Mickey Mouse
Town was not doing so hot and lynched many non-scum
Scummy scum Idle Thoughts claims Monk! :dubious:
Monk Cometothedarksidewehavecookies counterclaims 
Scummy scum Idle Thoughts has scummy scum I-don’t-remember-who also claim to be the 4th and final monk :eek:
Monk Cometothedarksidewehavecookies isn’t able to have Monk sachertorte counterclaim with her since he’s living it up on the Disney Magic. (sorry)
A convenient excuse Scum/Town proclaim.
“Hey I’m back, what’d I miss?” Monk sachertorte returns 
Then shit gets real. :eek:
Much arguing and stuff. :mad:
Mystic-of-some-sort (backup Investigator) MHaye interjects, “I investigated sachertorte, he is Town”
“But he could be recruited, you don’t know that he’s still Town” scum proclaim.
More arguing and stuff. :mad:
“Uh, bullshit” MHaye proclaims, "I investigated sachertorte and he came back as Monk. Monks are immune to recruitment.
“MHaye must be scum too!” the scum proclaim “sachertorte must be the whatever-the-godfather-was-called-in-that-game and MHaye was recruited” :dubious:
“Seriously?” Monk sachertorte was getting tired of the bullshit. :mad:
Discussion of Occam’s razor blah blah blah.
Idle Swings and is found to be scum, huzzah!
Monk sachertorte is super mellow from meditating in the Mediterranean and isn’t dealing well with some of the game conversation and leaves the game (one of my biggest regrets) :o
Other weird stuff happens. It was a pretty weird game.
Endgame Monk Cometothedarksidewehavecookies has to choose who is the final scum, rereads the entire game and nails the last scum.
[At least, that’s how I remember it ]