Mafia V: The Cult of Sekham

A total of 19 out of 21 votes were cast.

** Captain Klutz ** (9) - Fretful Porpentine, Queuing, USCDiver, Idle Thoughts, Hockey Monkey, HazelNutCoffee, fluiddruid, MHaye, Pleonast
** fluiddruid ** (4) - sachetorte, NAF1138, amrussell, Kyrie Eleison
** DiggitCamara ** (2) - Captain Klutz, Zeriel
** Pleonast ** (2) - Malacandra, FlyingCowOfDoom
** Kyrie Eleison ** (1) - DiggitCamara
** Malacandra ** (1) - zuma

** Voter - Action - Votee - Post **
** Idle Thoughts ** - Vote - ** Pleonast ** - 2076
** FlyingCowOfDoom ** - Vote - ** Pleonast ** - 2080
** Pleonast ** - Vote - ** Malacandra ** - 2087
** Queuing ** - Vote - ** Malacandra ** - 2093
** Zeriel ** - Vote - ** NAF1138 ** - 2130
** NAF1138 ** - Vote - ** Zeriel ** - 2142
** Queuing ** - Unvote - ** Malacandra ** - 2155
** Queuing ** - Vote - ** Nava ** - 2155
** Captain Klutz ** - Vote - ** DiggitCamara ** - 2173
** DiggitCamara ** - Vote - ** Zeriel ** - 2180
** amrussell ** - Vote - ** Pleonast ** - 2198
** zuma ** - Vote - ** Malacandra ** - 2219
** Zeriel ** - Unvote - ** NAF1138 ** - 2220
** Zeriel ** - Vote - ** DiggitCamara ** - 2220
** Hockey Monkey ** - Vote - ** Pleonast ** - 2230
** Queuing ** - Unvote - ** Pygmy Rugger ** - 2231
** Queuing ** - Vote - ** Zeriel ** - 2246
** fluiddruid ** - Vote - ** Zeriel ** - 2253
** NAF1138 ** - Unvote - ** Zeriel ** - 2267
** Fretful Porpentine ** - Vote - ** Captain Klutz ** - 2269
** Queuing ** - Unvote - ** Zeriel ** - 2271
** DiggitCamara ** - Unvote - ** Zeriel ** - 2273
** DiggitCamara ** - Vote - ** Kyrie Eleison ** - 2273
** sachetorte ** - Vote - ** fluiddruid ** - 2281
** Hockey Monkey ** - Unvote - ** Pleonast ** - 2284
** Queuing ** - Vote - ** Captain Klutz ** - 2285
** USCDiver ** - Vote - ** Captain Klutz ** - 2286
** fluiddruid ** - Unvote - ** Zeriel ** - 2289
** FlyingCowOfDoom ** - Unvote - ** Pleonast ** - 2290
** Idle Thoughts ** - Unvote - ** Pleonast ** - 2301
** Idle Thoughts ** - Vote - ** Captain Klutz ** - 2301
** NAF1138 ** - Vote - ** fluiddruid ** - 2302
** Hockey Monkey ** - Vote - ** Captain Klutz ** - 2304
** HazelNutCoffee ** - Vote - ** Captain Klutz ** - 2315
** amrussell ** - Unvote - ** Pleonast ** - 2316
** Malacandra ** - Vote - ** Pleonast ** - 2318
** amrussell ** - Vote - ** fluiddruid ** - 2319
** FlyingCowOfDoom ** - Vote - ** Pleonast ** - 2326
** Kyrie Eleison ** - Vote - ** fluiddruid ** - 2329
** fluiddruid ** - Vote - ** Captain Klutz ** - 2343
** MHaye ** - Vote - ** Captain Klutz ** - 2347
** Pleonast ** - Vote - ** Captain Klutz ** - 2348
** Pleonast ** - Unvote - ** Malacandra ** - 2349

It had been a long Day, for it seemed that every time the town had found out someone, and was prepared to shackle him for the long walk off a short plank, he made an claim to have some sort of special ability to help the town. First, there was Zeriel, he’d been harboring suspicion for several Days, and it finally peaked in the early afternoon sun.

However, he claimed to be a monk. Well, there is the monastery just outside the town, and they knew that storyteller0910 was also a monk. Surely, there were more than just those two at the monastery, and because no one calledh im a liar, his word was taken for truth hysteria turned to another victim… Pleonast.

Pleonast was an odd town-fellow; he was very curt and opinionated which had tended to ostracize him. But he too claimed to be special… a martyr. Huh? No one was familiar with what exactly this meant, and while it was enough to stave off the rabid, bloodthirsty crowd, it didn’t scare off everyone.

It was the rest of these who finally settled upon their victim for the day, Captain Klutz. Upon his conviction, he remained utterly silent and non-repetent. He wore a smug grin as he was led up the steps to Nairu’s sacred water. As he reached the edge, he glared down and, with a raised brow and a sigh, stepped in…
The rabbling grew sharply, surely they’d finally caught another cultist, for he did not sink. As he was dragged out of the pool, it took all the might of the officials to keep the crowd from having at the man’s flesh with their nails and teeth. But in due time, he was finally tied to a stake, the kindling lit, as the flame consumed his flesh. Even in burning agony, he remained silent and unflinched, with merely a glare of disapproval upon those who watched on as his life was purified in the blaze. And as the flames died, his remains were checked for seemingly needless clues, yet not a talisman, pendant, nor symbol was found upon his corpse.

Captain Klutz, a Non-Believer, has been burned at the stake.

The Night will end at 1:45 AM EDT on Monday or when all Night instructions are received. Also note that the next Day will only be 4 days.

Alive
2 USCDiver
3 Idle Thoughts
5 Hockey Monkey
7 NAF1138
8 sachertorte
10 Malacandra
12 Kyrie Eleison
14 Pleonast
16 Fretful Porpentine
17 Pygmy Rugger
18 amrussell
19 FlyingCowOfDoom
21 Queuing
22 Zeriel
23 zuma [Ver. 2]
24 ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
25 DiggitCamara [Ver. 2]
26 HazelNutCoffee
27 MHaye
28 fluiddruid

Dead
11 Mtgman - Non-Believer - Day One
4 zuma [Ver. 1] - Citizen - Night One
1 Kat - Cultist - Day Two
6 storyteller0910 - Monk - Night Two
15 DiggitCamara [Ver. 1] - Crusader - Night Two
20 Scuba_Ben - Citizen - Day Three
13 Hal Briston - Oracle - Night Three
29 MadTheSwine - Citizen - Day Four
9 SnakesCatLady - Citizen - Night Four
30 Captain Klutz - Non-Believer - Day Five

Substitutions
** Kyrie Eleison **(Repl. ** Clockwork Jackal **)
** Nava **(Repl. ** Captain Carrot **)
** Kat **(Repl. ** ArizonaTeach **)
** DiggitCamara [Ver. 2] **(Repl. ** Autolycus **)
** Zuma [Ver. 2] **(Repl. ** MonkeyMensch **)
** amrussell **(Repl. ** Pasta **)
** Pygmy Rugger **(Repl. ** Nava **)

ARHGH#%$&*@!!!

tosses drink down throat

This is not good.

I’m considering giving up this Coke for something harder.

R.I.P Captain Klutz.

Thanks everyone, especially Blaster Master, for the great game.

Go town!

Bah. :mad:

Rum please, oh stranger behind the bar. For tonight we toast the memory of one who, although he strayed from the True Path, at least retained his integrity.

Ah shit, all that work for nothing!

Shite. RIP Captain Klutz.

tequila me now please.

What? This is a game, isn’t it? Isn’t some level of creativity allowed? :slight_smile:

bounces into the thread, dressed in a cheerleader outfit

Wait, wait, I have authorization!

waves pom-poms Lynch him! Lynch him! Rah-rah-rah!

I’m a little drunk right now - but even if I wasn’t, zombie cheerleaders would make me wish I were…

Kat, get your heiney back to Asylum Lane! :smiley:

Another non-believer. Barkeep, how about just some water tonight.

sits in the corner in brooding silence

I don’t get it?

Kat was killed earlier in the game. Our only confirmed Cultist at this point. She was ‘ghosting’ the thread during the Night.

Oh. Kat’s crazy. Haha. Looks like she’ll be getting a vote over in the Asylum for this one. :smiley:

So I mention 3somes and soon a zombie cheerleader enters?

Awww, I didn’t think you guys knew my fetish…

Sheesh, you know it’s a rough game when there’s more scum tells at Night than during the Day.