Mafia V: The Cult of Sekham

Cheese it, everyone! The High Priest is coming – this is supposed to be the “meditation room”!

:throws blankets over bar, stashes drink, assumes lotus position, begins chanting:

[QUOTE=Nava]
I can offer you apple wine, strawberry wine, blackberry wine, vodka, whisky, beer… just no fermented grape.

As you well know, grape is sacred to Nairu and thus reserved for her priests only.
[/QUOTE]

Ok. I hope the agave isn’t as sacred.

Tequila for me!

And that reminds me of a song. [wanders off searching for a jukebox to play Tequila!]

[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
Cheese it, everyone! The High Priest is coming – this is supposed to be the “meditation room”!
[/QUOTE]

False alarm - the High Priest was killed in #197; it’s only Zadoc his stunt double.

Ponders the mysteries of mead

[QUOTE=DiggitCamara]
2. fluiddruid–What happened?? During Mafia3 you were a pretty prolific poster… analytical…helpful (though scummy)…where did that go?
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Sorry, my life circumstances have changed a little! I was living alone, now am now living with my sister and a puppy, and, I just had a friend come into town unexpectedly, and, my sister is having some bridal shower this week that means I have to clean the house and stuff. Plus, my boss is on vacation so it’s a little more pressure on me. Sorry, a little frantic and will be for the week, though I’ll make an attempt to post more significantly. I’m reading whenever I can.

I am waiting on one last Night instruction before I can begin the Day.

I am also still looking for a sub for ArizonaTeach, it is open to the first person to request it unless they subbed out. If I can’t find someone before the Day begins, I will open it to the dead as well.

[QUOTE=Blaster Master]
(snip)I will open it to the dead as well.
[/QUOTE]

[Monty Python]Bring out the dead![clangs bell/]Bring out the dead![clangs bell/][/Monty Python]

If there is a god, I shall not be seperated from my drink this night. clutches rum-and-coke with grim desperation

[QUOTE=Blaster Master]
If I can’t find someone before the Day begins, I will open it to the dead as well.
[/QUOTE]
Hmmm…who of all our dead, could possibly be the one to come back into the game? Who, I ask you??

Erf…please ignore my lame attempt at humor there. I completely overlooked the fact that there is every chance of a couple more folks being among the departed, even if none of us know it yet. Duh on me.

[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee]
If there is a god, I shall not be seperated from my drink this night. clutches rum-and-coke with grim desperation
[/QUOTE]
IF there is a God? IF? Looks like we’ve got at least another Non-Believer over here…

–FCOD

Barkeep, another margarita and another round of catnip, please. Do you have any tuna?

[QUOTE=FlyingCowOfDoom]
IF there is a God? IF? Looks like we’ve got at least another Non-Believer over here…

–FCOD
[/QUOTE]

Nah… just someone who has some doubts in her Belief…

But if you want to test her, let’s just dunk her, I’m sure she’ll sink. :smiley:

I go away for a day or three and all sorts of crazyness happens.

AZ I am sorry to see you leave. I feel partially responsible to driving you out, and I feel bad about that. I would hope you reconsider if it isn’t too late.

And we dunked a non believer. Which isn’t too bad right. I mean, he isn’t a cultist, but well now that is one less person we have to have worry about the Oracle hitting. So our odds of the Oracle hitting a cultist last night went up. Right? Right?

I need a drink. :frowning:

Kat will be taking the place of ArizonaTeach.
Meanwhile… I have received all Night instructions. I will be posting the Dawn shortly.

[QUOTE=Blaster Master]
Kat will be taking the place of ArizonaTeach.
Meanwhile… I have received all Night instructions. I will be posting the Dawn shortly.
[/QUOTE]

Great. And here I thought I would be spending the afternoon finishing a draft charter for an Independent Data Monitoring Board. Instead I will be spending the afternoon hitting the F5 key like a monkey with a head injury.

[QUOTE=storyteller0910]
Great. And here I thought I would be spending the afternoon finishing a draft charter for an Independent Data Monitoring Board. Instead I will be spending the afternoon hitting the F5 key like a monkey with a head injury.
[/QUOTE]

I use a dipping bird, as seen in The Simpsons.

[QUOTE=Scuba_Ben]
I use a dipping bird, as seen in The Simpsons.
[/QUOTE]
Perpetual motion machine over here.

And welcome aboard, Kat!

[QUOTE=Scuba_Ben]
I use a dipping bird, as seen in The Simpsons.
[/QUOTE]

What a great idea!!

[QUOTE=Scuba_Ben]
I use a dipping bird, as seen in The Simpsons.
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but where’s the Any-Key?

I replaced it with a DUH key.