Yes, yes, oh GOD, yes Ender! OH, GOD! My aching, throbbing cock YEARNS for your soft, pouty lips! GIVE it to me, GIVE IT!
I want to strip you down and smear you with monkey feces, you love machine! I want to dip you in stir-fried vomit and lick you clean! I want to slice you open with a razor and have hot raunchy sex with your large intestine!
Oh, and I keyed your car.
NOW do you regret it?
I don’t know about Ender, but I sure as Hell now regret reading this.
Yuck.
**Lawrence, KS ** – that explains it. :rolleyes:
Oh you, sweet talker you.
Ender24/25, may a swarm of mutant spiders descend upon you and render you so helpless, that you spend the rest of your life curled up in the fetal position, sucking your thumb and pooping your pants.
[sub]what?
that’s already happened?[/sub]
Hey, I already did the Kansas joke. Get your own.
I think SPOOFE is yearning for another TMI thread.
Sorry, Enderw24, you’re just too nice a guy to flame.
On the other hand, that Enderw16 guy…OY! What a fuckstick HE is.
Ender, you’re a farty-face. Floss your stinking, rotting teeth with my curly red armpit hair, you third-rate twice-boiled preacher to the Freemasons. When you die, I will attend your funeral and heckle the eulogies. I will bring my gumball robot to help. Then I will dig up your corpse, reanimate it in my secret lab, kill you and then begin again until your body is nothing more than a pile of quivering goo. Then I will eat the goo and eject it from my large intestine with much fanatic gusto, set the feces on fire, eat the ashes and then stick a spoon down my throat and vomit it all out onto a field. Then I will salt the field so that no thing may grow there ever again.
You poo-poo-head.
My philosophy of life is that EVERY thread (and conversation in real life, for that matter) is a TMI thread (or conversation).
Now watch me pop this pimple!
Well, I think this entire thread is disgusting and a complete waste of bandwidth! Enderw24 doesn’t have to worry about regretting his post. I regret it enough for him and for everyone else who’s had the misfortune to click onto this thread and be exposed to such tripe. After reading the comments posted here, particularly after SPOOFE’s terrifying post about vomit, razors, and intestines, my head hurts, and I feel woozy. The things you folks post sometimes just shock my delicate sensibilities, and I don’t like it! I declare I don’t know why I come to the Pit when you people post trash like what’s in this thread. [sigh] I’m just praying I don’t vomit. I’m going to have to lay down and try to think positive thoughts to get these nasty images out of my mind. 
You, all of you, ought to be ashamed of yourselves! :mad: Idle hands lead to the devil’s work, and the devil has been plenty afoot in this thread, let me tell you.
Christophe, is that you?[/Maryland Renfest]
[celestina tiptoes back into this thread to the sounds of crickets chirping]
Wow. Nobody responded to what I had to say. [giggle] Well, that means that I win. I truly did make folks regret what they posted, and I didn’t even have to use my virtual paddle or nothin.’ Please, everybody hold your applause. It really was nothing, and I was happy to be of assistance in this matter. Really. All in a day’s fussin’. 
[celestina tiptoes out of the thread]
I was just coming through the Pit to find a good place to plop down post number 666.
Yeah, this’ll do.
Who would you like to see in the * Ender’s Game* movie and why?
kaylasdad99.
I used the cat to beat the dog that bit the Amber that crashed the internet my father bought for Tu’Zuzim. One little goat, one little goat…
oh obscurity, I love thee.
SPOOFE, popping pimples is my forte. Unless it’s used to moisturize a dog’s anus. Then I ain’t touchin it with a ten foot toothbrush.
anya marie, I have no idea. I certainly would like a part in it. Doesn’t even have to be speaking. Just something where I can say “I was in it, so pbbbbbbbbbbt on you.”
Who do I think can play Ender (let alone Bean)? No clue. It’s going to be a near complete unknown. If they start looking now, they’ll need two genius child actors who are only 4 to 5 years old today. Tough roles to fill.
:mad: :mad: Arrgh. Head spins around.
LOOK, THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR SHOULDER!!!
The problem with depositing your MarkOfTheBeast™ post in a thread is that the counts are off. drewbert, currently displaying 667 posts, actually has 681. Beagle, also displaying 667 posts, actually has 685.
Yet another reason that post count means nothing, says the profuse newb.
::blinkety blink blink blink::
Whaddya mean, Wikkit? I thought all God’s chilluns had as many posts as their count said they did…
Why does this remind me of something lisa Simpson would say?
Spiders?! Ugh ,yeah, that’s a lot of fun when you get out of work in the morning!