See my brother there?
The monkey in the White House
George! Not the Red Phone!!!
Christ, I’ve got to stop this…
Curious George snatched
the book and scampered away
towards the White House
“Come back! Come back!” cried
the man in the yellow hat
starting to pursue
“They haven’t finished
swearing you in!” yelled Cheney,
but George paid no mind
May I groom you ma’am?
It will relax you, I’m sure…
And give me a snack!
Bored with bananas,
Monkey sends the trainer away.
When come back, bring pie!
Chicks dig us monkeys
We drive 'em bananas with
Our prehensile tails
Why did the monkey
Fall out of the tree? Oh why?
Because he was dead!
(Sorry - old joke!)
Why did monkey Two
Fall out of tree? Oh, why?
He was tied to One!
John Glenn, kiss my ass
Grandpa was an astronaut
Way before you were!
Peanuts mingle with
The scent of bananas
On my monkey’s breath
Damn that Charles Darwin
And his lunatic notions!
He’s no kin of mine!
Sequential thread haiku:
What is Comedy?
Help me ID a Ring, Please.
Ah…nature; ah, CRAP!
Ooh ooh ee ee aaak? :dubious:
Hey Indiana
Thanks for letting me eat those
Poisoned dates, you dick.
Why did Monkey Three
Follow his brethren downward?
“It’s a game,” he thought.
pomengranate seeds
sparkle in fresh monkey poo
reflecting moonlight
I.F. Poo
If I but had wings
I’d be a glorious thing
In my bellhop suit
Maybe get a job
Working for a wicked witch
In a castle dark
My uncle had wings
But he had a lousy job
Flying out of butts
Good luck without Friends
David Schwimmer, you asshole
Kiss my fuzzy nuts
Rhesus scientist
Discovers factor in blood,
Names it for humans.
Baboons like to sing,
Form a country music act –
The Mandrill Sisters!
2 ounces of rum
2 ounces of vodka and
4 ounces orange juice
-Brass Monkey
Unwary watchers:
Chimpanzee hands press with glee
The air jet button
Baby monkey melts
Into her mother’s middle:
One fur but four eyes.
Slow old silverback.
In the green jungle sunbeams
Small flies float and glow.