The rain falls all night
Monkey screams echo in trees
I’d rather be home
Oh, pretty monkey!
Soaring spirit in the vines
Don’t throw dung at me!
I woke up today
and found a turd in my shoe.
Die, die you monkey!
I love Taco Johns.
That monkey does funny shit.
Eat tacos, ole’!
(For those of you without a Taco John’s restaurant, they have commercials featuring Whiplash the cowboy monkey.)
Plush mom so empty
Baby Monkey goes hungry
Dies in soft embrace