Mama’ll hit his balls right off the tee.
And if she goes to lie on the beach
She’ll have worked her pubes with a brush and bleach. :eek:
And if that bleach does wash away,…
Mama’s gonna buy you a crotch toupee
And if that toupee feels too itchy
…only someone who’s brain was eaten by zombies would be allowed to revive this thread right???
Momma’s gonna write a script for Mr. Guy Ritchie
and if he’s not into a sequel to “Snatch”
Hey, it wasn’t me, it was cartooniverse posted first today!! Check your facts before posting.
easy zombie…maybe i should have put a 
or a 
so you didn’t mistake my sarcastic tone there. but you are correct that i didn’t check my facts…i should have said only in a cartooniverse with someone who’s brains were eaten by zombies could this thread be revived.
Momma’s gonna write a script for Mr. Guy Ritchie
and if he’s not into a sequel to “Snatch”
And if Esther’s old man won’t give you a part…
fuck me and i didn’t preview…
and if he’s not into a sequel to “Snatch”
momma’s gonna buy you a pumpkin patch
and those pumpkins don’t sprout up fat
:smack: :rolleyes: :o
mama’s gonna buy you an endangered bat
and if Greenpeace gets medevil on your ass…
momma’s gonna give’em a stuffed & mounted big-mouth bass
and if that singing plastic fish doesn’t amuse