Man Accused of Hitting Woman With Gator

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Beer_Nipples, come claim your relatives!

From Yahoo news:

PORT ORANGE, Fla. - A man hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw beer bottles at her during an argument in the couple’s mobile home, authorities said.

David Havenner, 41, was scheduled for a bond hearing Saturday on misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator.
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Havenner’s *(the girlfriend) version of the story differed. He told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol.

*I added for clarification due to snipitation.

Do you need a license to carry a concealed croc?

[harmless]

:smack:
The girlfriend is Nancy Monico.

I swear I’m going to quit posting on Saturdays! :rolleyes:

[x-ray_vision]

You think using an alligator is bad. Check this out.

[Bear_Nenno]

Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!

That story is awesome!!!
The damn family is at it again . . .