Prism: Where they put convicted feloms.
Atrophy: Guess what I got when my duckpin team came in first place?
Listeria: The panic attack that occurs when you realize you forgot your shopping list.
Recursive: Oh for fuck sake! How many fucking times have I fucking told you? That is not where you fucking put the fucking thing after you’re fucking done fucking around with it. Fuck!
You can say that again!
-BK Mandlebrot
Watt: You’ve got five minutes to get rid of that word.
Ricky Schroder’s cat
Does he have one, and if so, where is it?!
Bunsen Burner : you really ought to be watching where you sit
isotope: are you feeling ok? 'cause nobody looks like that
Erlenmeyer: there has to be a better way to get the wax out
Butterfly Effect: When you forgot your anniversary and then complain to your wife that the mashed potatoes are a little dry.
Angstrom: Extreme emo lifestyle.
phototropic somebody who loves to take pictures of tropes.
Momentum: The instant that you forget why exactly it was that you walked into that room.
Dirac: Where you put Descartes after shopping.
Ohm: I forgot my mantra; this will have to suffice.
Volume: A type of feather evolved for flight.
Coulomb: Played Frankenstein’s monster back in the ‘30s.
Forensics: 10.
Proctology - people who study assholes
Anthropology - assholes who study people
Bacteria - rear entrance to an unsanitary cafeteria
Physics: the study of carbonated beverages