Irradiate: My lobes glow in the dark.
Cosmological Constant: The universally observed phenomenon of things going from bad to worse.
Asymptote: oh, just get rid of that fake underwear
Hadron: yeah, yeah, we know, you told us all about it
Gravity: the population of a cemetery.
or a hot beverage made from, well, I think you would rather not know
Incandescent: Bolivian ancestry
Time: the real final frontier.
The N-Body Problem: The complexity of a system of moving bodies when the cellar is full and the back yard is too conspicuous.
Comets: Porn involving a professional baseball team.
Seismology: The study of the current obesity problem.
Heliotrope: the common notion that we’re running out of the element whose atomic number is 2.
Corona: The Sun’s been drinking again!
Funnel: the funny tunnel.
orbit: swiveling fork-like thing on each gunwale of a rowboat
perigee: $2000
Cell division: Rule number one - you don’t masturbate on my side of the room.
Wavelength - the amount of time you stand on the platform watching the train depart.
Magnetism: je ne sais quoi.
Chandrasekhar Limit: The maximum number of servings you’re actually allowed at Chandrasekhar’s Indian buffet, even though the sign outside says “all you can eat”.
Atom: Anyone but Tom.
Hypertrophy: A very large prize.