Is anyone else having trouble with
Timeless inner pain
Yes, until I stopped eating ghost pepper sandwiches.
Ahh, springtime in the Rockies
My Pubic Hair Is On Fire!
** What is simple, but not easy, and vice versa?
Entering a depression. **
Been there, done that, and I agree
**The most difficult music for _________.
Judge clears ‘Stairway to Heaven’ copyright case for trial **
Rio, by Duran Duran?
**What the hell is up with the Caps Lock people?
I’ve had too much coffee… **
… AND NOW I’M ALL HYPED UP!
On the New Posts page:
Dried out bottle of Compound W- what to do?
Your preferred mayonnaise brand?
No! Get that Compound W away from my sandwich!
**What kind of an Asshole are you if you manage to hurt yourself cleaning the lint trap?
Have you ever got into trouble because you didn’t know what a word meant? **
Meaning no disrespect, but not all fools are jerks, nor are all jerks fools. But I hope I don’t get into trouble for saying so.
Entering a depression.
Flying Spaghetti Monster Dead
Don’t it always seem to go, that we don’t know what we’ve got till its gone?
A second powerful earthquake in southern Japan - this time bigger
Flying Spaghetti Monster Dead
What it was doing in Japan, I don’t know.
** Leslie Van Houten recommended for parole
Umm, surprise!
Oopsie**
The parole board announcement could’ve been a bit more professional…
**Puzzled by transgender bathroom laws.
Umm, surprise!
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** Puzzled by transgender bathroom laws
My Pubic Hair Is On Fire! **
Well you’d better figure it out quick, cause that’s some prime real estate at risk!
**The Gold Standard - Actually prefferable to fiat?
What is wrong with having standards?
**
Say what you will about Gold – at least it’s a standard.
Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan
Flying Spaghetti Monster Dead
The noodley appendage is the devils domain!
Flying Spaghetti Monster Dead
I understand now how somebody can drown in a few feet of water.
Or a 3 qt stainless steel pot.
Darwin Awards Nominee: Women jumps fence into tiger pit to retrieve hat
Oh come on. A tiger whisperer? Really?
** Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan
I might end up on Google Street View**
Questions (Sincere, not Snarky) You’d Like Answered: Democrats Edition
Clinton “realists” vs. Sanders "idealists"
My first question is, how is calling Sanders supporters not realists not being snarky?
** Flying Spaghetti Monster Dead
Puzzled by transgender bathroom laws.**
It kept hesitating, not sure what stall to use, until it finally exploded. 
Mosquitos as eco-terrorists.
Eagles, raptors attacks on humans.
Look! Up in the sky! Arrrrrrghhhhh!!!
**A demon gives you the ability to cure cancer…
Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan
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OK, so here’s the plan – we masturbate until we get to Satan, then ask for the cancer-curing demon!