March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good

**Yes, it’s time for another round of “Who’s the dick?”

What’s the best response to Pascal’s Wager?

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Ooo1 Oooo! I’ll be!

“Double or Nothing!”

**Porn giant joins protest against North Carolina

Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan
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**The Next Mythbusters

Team America World Police **

Puppets and Science!

** A conservative in a liberal domain?
Car window decal memorials – I don’t get it.**

Bricker, we hardly knew ye” would get as many WTFs as "Shodan Lives".

** Trendy buzzwords that you wish you could just blow up into smithereens
Anyone lose a pair of guided missiles? **

**Incredibly simple tasks (seemingly) everyone but you can do

New Zealand prisoner escapes to Pacific Ocean through six-inch drain pipe**

OK, so I need to lose some weight; no need to rub it in.

**Do you avoid food imported from China?
Best way to deal with lunch thieves? **

** Question for anyone who’s a Dr.
I burned my lower lip with lemon. **

Well, stop doing that.

I love the easy ones. :slight_smile:

And another

Question for anyone who’s a Dr.
Injured knee from September to new year?

I have no idea. I’ll have to examine it first.

What “instantaneous/painless” deaths are not instantaneous/painless?
How horrible was it to be killed by Mount St. Helens?

**How do you see yourself?

First time gun owner. The Liberal Gun Club is tiny.**

What a coincidence. I too see myself as a tiny liberal gun owner.

**What was the first thing you purchased on Amazon?

Need a Waterproof Camera**

So I’m guessing it wasn’t a waterproof camera, then.

**Yes, it’s time for another round of “Who’s the dick?”

A conservative in a liberal domain?
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Utterly unfair, I know, but irresistible.

Best way to deal with lunch thieves?
Electrocution or hanging?

Wow. We’re way past the old “bait sandwich with Atomic Fire Hot Sauce” trick, here.

** Flying Spaghetti Monster Dead
Ahh, springtime in the Rockies**

I swear, I thought it was an elk.

**How do you see yourself?

A conservative in a liberal domain?
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I’m sure some of our posters do

**Child’s game Probability Question

What does “% chance of rain” actually mean?
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Why, it’s Child’s play!

**Electrocution or hanging?

Question About a Graduate Thesis
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I opted for Electrocution for my Master’s, but changed it to Hanging for my Doctorate, and I’m glad I did.

**Ants at the top of the Empire State Building

Are we any closer to beam me up scotty

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Sounds like the Ants are getting closer.

All hail our new Star Trek Ant Overlords!

**Stories with good unorthodox structure
Did Mad Magazine change our world? **

With good unorthodox structure