March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good

Camping necessities
Hotel in Barcelona

** How to use a bidet
Steam rising from manholes**

Well, it worked just fine for Grandma.

**Question about money and prison
How does privatiziation save any money?
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** Being a man

Size Matters at Willy Festival

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**In San Jose, Poor Find Doors to Library Closed

Bhutan, happiness and thinking about death
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How’s their library?

**Question for data warehouse people

Why Do Ships Zig-Zag to Avoid Subs?**

The world wonders…

** Married Dopers question - ever put your foot down?
Salute to my deceased friend**

:frowning:

**Native American arrival questions

How to discuss Rosa Parks?**

**Camping necessities

Nuclear power**
Much better than lighting a campfire!

What does it mean to be jewish?
If Bernie met the Pope

Well, kissing the ring is probably a non-starter.

Stop what you are doing right now and listen to
Victor Frankenstein or Henry Frankenstein?

**Pharmaceutical TV commercials: Do not take “X” if allergic to “X” of any of its ingredients
Space x rocket landing
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I’m allergic to space x.

** Will the Tesla Model 3 revolutionize Amercan driving?
Torture doesn’t work**

Waterboarding didn’t convince enough people to buy the Model 2. :frowning:

** How do hospitals handle spiked drink victims?
Vacuum Launch?**

“Sorry, your insurance isn’t accepted here.” “Initiate launch sequence.”

Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan
Porn giant joins protest against North Carolina

** Native American arrival questions
Speeding tickets on a bicycle?**

“Sorry, the Bering Land Bridge speed limit is 20 mph. And get that headlamp fixed.”

**Yes, it’s time for another round of “Who’s the dick?”

Support for the parent of a gender-questioning child? Please?**

Apparently the child’s question wasn’t rhetorical.

Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan
What was the first thing you purchased on Amazon?

Lets just say Amazon was the on ramp for my highway to hell.

**Do you ever wonder about the Star Wars cantina band?
What band/artist was the biggest sellout?

Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan
Incredibly simple tasks (seemingly) everyone but you can do

advice for conflicting roomate sleep schedules?
A House Divided
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**Would a zombie apocalypse occur in the following typical outbreak scenario?
Very, very slow 11 year old **

We could probably outrun him.