Ahem. Post 196
What’s your alias?
Chuck Norris Jokes…Why ?
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?
Top Gun 2 to feature submersible jet. - based on the "Beluga concept."
** euthanizing a hamster
Supreme Court opinions**
The Supreme Court overturned a lower court ruling in State of New York v. Squiggy, on the grounds that the court should have ordered the state legislature to be euthanized instead.
How to hack an election
Another election stolen from Bernie Sanders
Opt-out Organ Donation
Are people in Israel starving?
Well, maybe, but I don’t think it’s for lack of donated organs.
I’m gonna have to change how I get into bed.
I saw Jupiter last night!
Try getting into bed face down, or just close the damn blinds.
**So experts invite you to join their game …
Now You Too Can Be a Sumo Wrestler **
** Zap! You’re a healer; what do you do?
Poll: Cough drop or lozenge?**
I was hoping for a little more than that, to be perfectly honest…
Who will be Trump’s VP?
Elizabeth Warren’s role
I’d pay good money to see that ticket go up against Sanders-Coulter.
Question for white Caucasian Dopers who have played football
Is nuclear warefare feasible?
Uh, the “nuclear football” is not an actual football, you know.
** Being a man
Being a woman **
Being
** British Open Museum of Poop
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?**
Happy square root day everyone!
I’m gonna have to change how I get into bed.
Let’s see, 5.73 feet left to go…carry the one…damn.
** Any male Straight Dopers strong enough to pick up & carry a 200 lb man 50 meters?
Any female Straight Dopers strong enough to pick up & carry a 200 lb man 50 meters?**
Any Dopers smart enough to use a wheelbarrow?
**Are you disgusted by the thought of kissing a person not of your preferred gender?
Who famously died while you were in utero? **
Oh yes, indeed I am disgusted by the thought of kissing a male who’s been dead for 47 years.
**Now You Too Can Be a Sumo Wrestler
Being a woman
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"Did you see the SIZE of that lady?
I wonder what she does for a living?"
**What would InterGalactic Internet look like?
Prolonged exposure to VR headsets.
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**Could a T-Rex escape this trap?
Septic Tank questions
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“Yep, I was afraid of this. Your toilet’s clogged 'cause you’ve got T. Rexes in your septic tank. It’s gonna take a TON of Rid-X”
T-RID is more expensive, but works better.