April Fool’s Pranks
Being a man
That has gotten people beaten up, and even killed.
** Today’s my birthday
Turkey Vulture**
When you get on in years, they do tend to hang around…
I had to send my intern home today
Kinki University “Kinky” No More
Is she still getting an “A” on her project?
** What does (((((this)))) mean?
Wish me luck **
Almost.
**Indian Jones is a rapist?
Go Ask Alice **
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'What do you mean she doesn’t sing that…?"
‘Diva of din’: ‘World’s worst singer’ movie based on true story. **
Well… you can’t call it singing…
** At what concert did you first smoke the marijuana?
Supergirl
Go Ask Alice **
I never heard of the group “Supergirl” but Alice’s answer might be “Jefferson Airplane.”
** Books Read to You in School
Indian Jones is a rapist? **
I have to read that book
This pair works best if you include the first sentence of each thread:
Being a man
*The only way I could satisfy four women is if they were cannibals. *
Being a woman
Get ready for 24/7 sex.
Situations in which the truth should to be censored
Abortions
We, uh, sent the fetus to live on a farm upstate.
Whale meat – first-hand experiences?
Garry Shandling dead at age 66
So THAT’S what killed him!
Victor Borge
Alien names in Star Trek
I don’t remember him.
Want my son safe, first apartment problems.
Can one successfully “Fix a Broken Woman”?
Yes, if he’s got a good maintenance man.
Question for white Caucasian Dopers who have played football
Should American football players wear helmets?
Only if they’re white
Why GMO labeling is a good idea
Torture doesn’t work
“I’ll drill into this healthy tooth, right into the pulp…”
“No! I’ll never buy the organic quinoa!!!”
I’m gonna have to change how I get into bed.
Wish me luck
I wish you good luck in your endeavor of finding a new way to lay yourself down upon your bed good sir.
Separated by four, b I couldn’t resist:
** Which cultures have an inherent reluctance to bathe?
Reasons why Australia is infested with flies **
** I’m gonna have to change how I get into bed.
Wish me luck **
Good luck with that.
** Life is weird
A good attitude **
I agree. If you start with that assumption, nothing will freak you out.
**Which cultures have an inherent reluctance to bathe?
Parisian shops. Are they just a money laundering business
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Yes, but that’s the only thing they launder amirite?
** Which cultures have an inherent reluctance to bathe?
Lesbians, Nuns, Europeans: Is there significance to a “wedding band” on the right ring finger? **