** Why We Won’t Be Taking a Cruise on Carnival Again
Christians who want to feel a “peace” from God**
…don’t appreciate the non-stop announcements for rhumba classes and small arms practice.
**Opinions members of the GOP have in common
Stupid little things that make you stabby!!
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Being fussy - “sharp knees” on a woman
Easter egg hunt turns bloody
:eek:
I dropped the toilet handle down the toilet.
To blow, perchance to sail
Where have all the dead birds gone?
The Peter, Paul and Mary revival tour gets off to a rocky start.
** Poll: It’s 1945 and you’re Harry Truman
How many times do you let the phone ring? **
** How much damage could a crazy POTUS do?
I dropped the toilet handle down the toilet. **
I’m sure he can do much worse than this.
He might even answer the phone too soon.
Fragrance Sensitivity-Does Anyone Else Have This?
**Parents, how do you deal with the issue of farting with your children? **
I’ve looked at clouds for sometime now …
How common is climax during rape?
For crap’s sake, we liked the old lyrics just fine.
Are these actual korean sayings?
How much can you write with a quill pen on a single ink-dip?
I dropped the toilet handle down the toilet.
They’re North Korean sayings (the last one actually goes “I dropped the toilet handle down the toilet, but thanks to the Dear Leader I can still flush.)”
Morally repugnant ways of avoiding extinction
Torture doesn’t work
Well, don’t be too hasty. At least give it a chance.
** The world’s biggest maxi pad?
Is this normal for a dog? **
No. You have an extraordinary dog.
March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good
The Happy Kitchen
Thankfully, kitchens don’t have a sense of smell.
Now what’s causing THIS toilet issue?
Movable plan of destruction
Now THAT’S a destructive movement!
**Exes and Funerals
Can one successfully “Fix a Broken Woman”? **
Unless you have above average miracle worker skills, I think you’re probably too late at that point.
Problem in my local air space?
Are there any dead stars in the sky?
That’s a broad definition of “local.”
** Are your nipples naturally hairy?
Disability/Sickness insurance **
It may be a little odd, but I don’t see it rising to the level of a disability.
Torture doesn’t work
Is nuclear warefare feasible?
:eek: That’s even worse!
** Today’s my birthday
Why do they all want my phone number? **
To wish you a * Happy Birthday!*
** 'What do you mean she doesn’t sing that…?"
Is there a name for this hyper-annoying singing style?**
**Japan’s surrender - was it the a-bombs or Soviets?
Disability/Sickness insurance **
I get it. Have you SEEN the size of the premiums under Obamacare?