March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good

REALLY saving more for retirement: broke folks version
Medical question: Do I need a naturopath?

That may actually be the cheaper healthcare option

My Panda Corys have bred
And Now There is Only One

That’s not how they told us it worked in biology class.

**What fresh thing do you get a thrill out of “cracking open”? (please see OP for explanation)
Ceement pond. **

Last time I did that, I did not get a thrill. I got stitches.

** Fly With Me
And Now There is only One**

Egypt Air’s “Name Our New Slogan” contest is not going well.

A new way to test your Internet Speed
Stalled on the train tracks…

** Butt-wiping: What is the proper technique for hairy guys?
Why haven’t humans ever evolved pointy elf-like ears?**

This reminds me why I flunked Evolutionary Biology 101.

** We Have Pigeon Eggs
Bats…Yay!**

Darn you, Monsanto! :mad:

** What happened to the alternate ending to Big?
Anyone else remember the alternate ending to “Big”? **

Nobody remembers it.

**Am I going to hell?
What will a Trump Presidency be like? **

Going to hell

**Stalled on the train tracks…
And Now There is only One
**
Shoulda picked the other track…

** Survival after a cataclysm
Should I park in these spaces?**

That’s the great thing about a cataclysm, you can park pretty much anywhere you want.

**Any other hobby activity as deadly as climbing Everest?
Is standing up to my parents a good idea? **

Damn, those are strict parents.

What The Gun Industry Thinks Women Want
“software developers”
Stupid Gun news of the day…

I’d say. They don’t have a clue.

** Poll: Are you afraid to voice unpopular opinions?
Pennsylvania traveling advice, please**

If you can’t stop talking about how terrible Joe Paterno was, better stay out of the State College bars.

Porn/package instructions
So I really screwed up my PC

“Oh! You said Disc!”

New Posts (I haven’t done that in a while, so I’m allowed one):

Do I have any recourse to get out of this contract, or am I stuck?
Torture doesn’t work

Well, it was worth a shot.

** Entrepreneurship as a way out of poverty
Torture doesn’t work **

“Your choice - take over this Arby’s franchise, or it’s the rack.”

(long pause)

“I’m thinking, I’m thinking!”

DC Rebirth–Spoilers ahoy–So wait…the BigBad responsible for the New 52 is really…
Eating Bananas

I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!

** Am I going to hell?
Does it harm children to watch pornography?
Are sex offenders the worst treated prisoners in prisons around the world? **

I’d worry more about going to prison if you’re showing children pornography.

**Student charged for stealing free milk.
I drank too much again… **

Got milk?

**Where can I buy cyanide overnight?
Help needed disposing of dead body. Need answer fast. **

:dubious: