Everest: Just Don’t Do It
I drank too much again…
And now you need a search and rescue team sent out, right? :rolleyes:
**Riding a horse is 20 times more dangerous than riding a motorcycle!
Everest: Just Don’t Do It **
Just go on foot, like a normal person!
** You discover a serial killer lives nearby and her kids go to school with your kids
Help needed disposing of dead body. Need answer fast.**
You mean she didn’t teach you that part?
**Made up words or Words You Use Wrong For Fun
“Ha-a-yee?” **
**Made up words or Words You Use Wrong For Fun
I have a coworker who uses ‘literally’ incorrectly **
He uses it to mean “stapler” and “coffee machine”. It gets very confusing.
**What The Gun Industry Thinks Women Want
Ken Starr **
Chorus of horrified feminine voices: “Nooooo!”
The Truth About Millennials
Chimiras aka "Human Animal hybrids"
:eek:
What The Gun Industry Thinks Women Want
Ken Starr
Pst… Check two posts above you.
What food have you choked down recently for politeness’ sake?
Panda Express
Hey, it’s not that bad.
Are men in locker rooms more modest than they used to be?
Defense department still using 8-inch floppy disk.
mmm
**Call bullshit?: Python crawls up toilet, grabs penis: Pix, but did it happen?
Amid Stiff Odds, Penis Transplant a Success**
…and no, the transplant was not a piece of the python.
So, I stopped at McDonald’s. it had been a while
What food have you choked down recently for politeness’ sake?
Simple Physics Question
Why does water put fire out?
Because it’s wet. And anticipating your next question: paper covers rock.
Mr. Physics needs to take a nap now.
** Do ‘nice guys’ ever find women who will accept them?
Do you have any Duluth Trading clothes?**
It’s hard to look naughty in those duds.
**Need Help with Screwing. (Drill / Driver Advice)
Are you a member of the mile high club? **
This would have been so much better without the part in parentheses.
My Memorial Day speech this morning
In honor of Memorial Day
**The crying of a baby in public is more frustrating because it doesn’t know better
Getting Offended on Behalf of Other People (Redskins) **
Probably would work better without the parenthetical part.
I refuse major label beers
Drinking Himself to Death
…but only with the finest craft beers.
**Language amusements, corporate and academic division
Gotthard Base Tunnel opens **
Heh-heh, “Got Hard” Base Tunnel, heh-heh.