March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good

Oh poop!
Atlanta Dopefest 2016: The Peach Strikes Back

My dad used to say ‘It was shaking like a dog passing peach pits!’

How do you pick a house?
Should I upgrade to Windows 10?

The more windows, the better.

After 75 years, Pearl Harbor remains are identified
The VW Volkswagon Emissions Scandal - longer and deeper than first thought

The remains are of a 1941Volkswagon that cheated at emissions tests.

** Your boss quits; how quickly do you throw your hat in the ring to replace him?

What is it like being in a show business family? **
Did anyone in your circus family try to replace the Ringmaster?

** What Foods Does Your SO Not Like?

Not Your Father’s Root Beer…SO GOOD! **

What Foods Does Your SO Not Like?
Not Your Father’s Root Beer…SO GOOD!

Am I the only one who sees something vaguely sexual (and icky) about “root beer” in this context?

ETA: evidently not!

** WV lawmakers suffer stomach illness after drinking raw milk to celebrate legalizing raw milk
Have you sent any ideas to companies to suggest they do something? **

Why yes I have! I sent a strongly-worded letter to the dairy farmers’ association urging them to send raw milk to ALL of our politicians in Washington.

** Anyone here been in the Peace Corps?
Oh poop!**

Yes, the Third World can be icky.

**What theories are there for raising wages?
Aside from cost and ill will, what makes a border fence a bad idea?
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** I am going to trade oil after the bottom

Oh poop! **

Czar’s Cars-Have I Got A Deal For YOU!
Disillusioned about their capabilities

You said it could travel on land and water, but when I drove one into a lake it sank! :mad:

Death by Loud Noise? Is this a real thing?
Any idea why “radio operator” is one of the deadliest jobs in America?

“Say, what happens when I turn the dial on my headset up to ‘11’?”

WV lawmakers suffer stomach illness after drinking raw milk to celebrate legalizing raw milk
Help me design a home-made drink steamer.

** Famous names you mispronounced for the longest time
Chumlee arrested for possession of guns and meth. **

It’s pronounced KUM-le-a, right?

** Men should have the right to ‘abort’ responsibility for an unborn child, Swedish political group say
Okay, Fine, Abortion Again. **

Things you don’t want to hear your 7 year old saying
Well… I finally got bit.

Things you don’t want to hear your 7 year old saying
Women’s Viagra: apparently Viagra has an effect, but women interpret it differently

They grow up so quickly!

These were in different forums, but sequential on the “New Posts” page:

Trump: Peace Candidate?
How long before Trump gets shot?

It’s always the peacemakers that get it, isn’t it?

Why do you eat non-veg?
Eradicating mosquitos

That’s right, eat those suckers.

Nuclear Waste Question
Why oh why am I the only one who gets a runny nose after eating soup?

Well, quit eating Manhattan Project-style clam chowder.