March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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What makes a good manager?
When I Am King Of The Earth…

… I’ll need to hire one, because I’ll be off having fun.

82

What are the effects of drinking too much coffee and alcohol, at the same time?
Rainbows

…and blurred vision.

83

**Attention Cat Food Package Designers

Cat Heaven

**

84

OMG! Double rainbow!

85

** Well… I finally got bit.

I’m a bitter man, please help **
Of course you’re bitter – you got bit!

86

Apparently a house caught fire
Oh poop!

87

** Happy Pi(e) Day!

Well… I finally got bit. **
Try not to be mistaken for the Pie on Pi Day.

88

** Happy Pi(e) Day!

Thought the Hells Angels were gonna kick the shit outta me today

This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?**

Hell’s Angels don’t like Pi(e)?

89

** New $150 Toilets going for $9.00 in southern CA

Oh poop! **

90

** Supergirl and cornstarch

Supergirl **
Now without cornstarch!

91

Post Examples of ‘Magic’, From Your Childhood…
Cat Heaven

Mittens, if you can hear me then do a meow that sounds like it’s coming from me.

92

Typing question
Poll: Mama, Mamma, or Momma: how do you spell it?

What, no spell check?

93

**A horse in a bespoke suit.
Well… I finally got bit.
**
The horse was probably angry about the suit.

94

** A man I grew up with was falsely convicted of capital murder. Is there anything you can do to help?
A horse in a bespoke suit.**

Can’t do any worse than his first lawyer.

95

**What is your idea of the perfect movie?
Bugles are 50 Years Old! **

I’m all for a good biography, but I somehow don’t see this as Oscar material.

96

**Your mom asks you “What’s bukkake?” What do you answer with? **
**My name is ThelmaLou and I am an addict… **

Dang…

97

We Have Pigeon Eggs
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?

98

** Your mom asks you “What’s bukkake?” What do you answer with?
What’s the most interesting car you saw today? **

Yup, redirect, change the subject.

99

**Please help me identify this instrumental
Bagpipes and Amazing Grace **

The theme song to “Gilligan’s Island”?

100

** What are the words to “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts.”
My name is ThelmaLou and I am an addict…
It’s the little things that bug us most**

Boy, those PC lyrics-revisers have ruined everything. :frowning: