** When I Am King Of The Earth…
“Nice Guys” vs. Decent, Albeit Clueless, Men **
As King of the Earth, I’ll set it up, but people will willingly pay to watch! It’ll pay for itself!
Your mom asks you “What’s bukkake?” What do you answer with?
Quotes about Death…
** Your mom asks you “What’s bukkake?” What do you answer with?
Trendy buzzwords that you find charming, useful, fun or otherwise appreciate…
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** The world’s biggest maxi pad?
Our girl dog is gone **
Shouldn’t have used such a large pad.
**If a stranger approached you in the locker room, and asked you to rub lotion on his/her back…
Would you pay the extra money? **
Shouldn’t he be paying me extra? (Especially if a “happy ending” is involved.)
Your mom asks you “What’s bukkake?” What do you answer with?
Duck Eggs in the Garden!
**What is your idea of the perfect movie?
The People v OJ Simpson on FX **
Why do my cats chitter at pigeons?
Must I allow police snipers on my roof?
Maye your cats are police informants
Positive Gun News of the Day
How I got a hole drilled into my house
Why do white people exist
Because of some very cold weather a few weeks ago
Oh…OK. :smack:
Most unlikely thing you’ve found at a resale store
The world’s biggest maxi pad?
BrightNShiny is suspended
up_the_junction is suspended
Another look at “active users” at SDMB
Some users have apparently been a bit too active, but now will have a period of less activity, to even things out.
Hadn’t thought of that possibility; thanks for upping my paranoia levels! :eek:
Worst Possible First Contact Message From An Alien Race
How often are you contacted through this message board?
"WHO is this STRAIGHT DOPER? Seems like a THREAT to the GALAXY! Must STERILIZE. STER-IL-IZE!!!
** What battle could have saved
What battle could have saved the Confederates? **
It’s got a catchy beat, but I don’t think that song will ever make the Charts.
** Dealing with aging parents
Do you avoid food preservatives? **
No – they help keep them preserved.
** This, boss, is why I quit…
New and Unimproved Workplace Rants **
**What is it about homosexuality specifically that incites violence?
What would it take you to kiss the same gender?
Have you ever given up your passion by choice?
“Nice Guys” vs. Decent, Albeit Clueless, Men**
Sloop John B. - what’s it about, really?
Making hash browns
Now that’s an interpretation I’ve never considered.
Not from the Dope but rather the front page of CNN.
** S. Korea: North fires projectiles **
** Serena Williams fires back**