** mini rant… Winter packages on new cars
Well winter’s over **
So… KEEP your packages!
**What elements keep the war on drugs going?
Southern Dopers ID Yourselves **
But officer, it isn’t THAT kind of dope.
**What is it about homosexuality specifically that incites violence?
Disillusioned about their capabilities **
Oh I see, it’s a performance issue.
**Women: How scared are you to walk around on your own?
How often are you contacted through this message board?
If a stranger approached you in the locker room, and asked you to rub lotion on his/her back… **
Oh my GAWDDDDD, I’m being stalked!
An idle thought regarding accuracy
What are the words to "Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts."
Singing the wrong words can be embarrassing…
Fantastic!
what is it about homosexuality specifically that incites violence?
If a stranger approached you in the locker room, and asked you to rub lotion on his/her back…
You probably shouldn’t have said “it rubs the lotion on my back or else it gets the hose again.”
Separated byh one:
** What are the words to “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts.”
TWO Comets approaching Earth. One is EMERALD GREEN! Newslink. **
[Obi-Wan Kenobi] “That’s no Comet! It’s …Gopher Guts!” [/Obi-Wan Kenobi]
** What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?
Reign of Disdain **
Puny Humans!
From the BBQ Pit – a threefer!
** New and Unimproved Workplace Rants
Buying Girl Scout Cookies From Your Daughter is NOT Charity…
It bugs the hell out of me that we (males) still have to prop up women (not what it sounds like) **
What causes you to emit the most foul and disgusting gas from your colon?
The fastest you’ve traveled with pure human power
Smells that bad that you run away or it gives you a “turbo” boost?
Worst Possible First Contact Message From An Alien Race
Do you avoid food preservatives?
Uh, why exactly are you asking?
** What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?
Regular health check ups**
Robots will institute the Ultimate Nanny State. You’ll be healthy whether you want it or not!
** What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?
Gun control idea**
Sounds kinda like the ending of the original Day the Earth Stood Still
** When did you retire or you think you would like to retire?
Large-Scale Loss Of Jobs To Robots In The Next Few Years. How serious to take this? **
Might as well pack it in now. The robots are takin’ over. Peaceably, at that.
** The worst farts come from…
What causes you to emit the most foul and disgusting gas from your colon? **
** Jewel Tea
A dangerous drug **
March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good
Rob Ford has died
Skald the Rhymer AKA Henry is in the hospital
…skip…
Our girl dog is gone
:eek: This thread is causing untold death and destruction! It must be shut down!!!
** Poll: If a stranger approached you in the locker room, and asked you to rub lotion on his/her back…
Need suggestions for school organizing techniques for my daughter.**
First bikini car washes and now this…I tell you, young people are going to the hot place in a handbasket. 
Sickest you’ve ever been
Rob Ford has died
OK, he wins. I’ve never been that sick.
Worst Possible First Contact Message From An Alien Race
What would it take you to kiss the same gender?
Oh no–it’s the gayliens!!!