This is a quote from my lovely wife in another thread:
Now, the really odd thing is that my first wife decided to do WW while we were married, and she lost 60 lbs ( and has kept it off ). Add that to Gingy’s 50 lbs, and somewhere in there I’ve lost one entire wife! ( A petite one, at least, maybe an Asian mail order bride ). I know it’s not my first wife, she’s still happily cashing my checks, and I know it’s not Ginger, because I can see and feel her everyday, so my question is; Who’s that other wife? It’s a mystery, I tell ya, a real puzzler.
Anyhow, I’m thinking I can cash in on this. I’ll place an add : “Marry me and lose 50 or more lbs, guaranteed!” For an exorbitant charge, I’ll marry them, they lose the weight, I move on to the next one. Instead of women worldwide telling their friends “I’m getting on Atkins”, they’ll be saying “I’m getting on Weirddave”. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it.
The only drawback I can see is that, after they see my face, I am not sure I will be able to convince anyone that the weight loss dosen’t come from constant feelings of nausia killing the appetite.