Saw a new member get introduced, and then he wandered by and underscored the intro. Thought I’d be able to eliminate the middle man, and introduce myself.Have been lurking for a few months, and have now decided to jump in. I’m amazed at the diversity and depth and hilarity this board has to offer, only hope to be able to add a scintilla every now and then. Sorry, no cookies, doughnuts or muffins-although I used to be bakerguy in a previous incarnation. Thanks for the space, let me know if I’ve stepped on toes, violated prime directives, or am just being a pest.
Hi quiltguy154. Be welcome, enjoy your stay.
What is your quilt called?
Welcome to the boards, quiltguy154.
damn! I was really hoping for a donut. I’ll keep trying… I have a dream that one day this message board will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "Fighting Ignorance since 1973, and donuts for all."ok… I added the donuts part… but it OUGHTTA be there I have a dream that one day all noobs will bring donuts. I have a dream that children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by their willingness to bring everyone donuts . I have a dream today.
apologies to Martin Luther King Jr., his assigns, conscribes, progeny, and posterity…
Welcome to our sandbox! Prime directive is “Don’t be a jerk” so if you can abide by that, you’ll do fine. And, if I may be so bold as to offer a suggestion - before you ask a question about why things are the way they are or other board-peculiar things, please search. Chances are if it’s something you want to know, it’s something someone else wanted to know. And you can find your answer without having some folks get snarky and tell you that you could have found the info if you’d searched.
Enjoy your stay. Don’t leave your shoes where someone can trip over them.
Oh no you don’t. We already got a hamster. No more rodents.
checks the server
We need more, Beer.
What’s that extraneous comma doing in there?
No muffins? sob 
Whassup? Welcome!
Howdy, and welcome, and enjoy!
I never had a proper introduction myself. I just kinda stepped in and acted as though I belonged here.
The intro is a good way to go too.
Welcome aboard!
hullo