[QUOTE=Mishell]
My favorite was the guy with the cock ring. They had tried everything to get that puppy off, even called in the Fire Department to bring some form of stronger cutting device. I can’t remember how they eventually got it off.
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I don’t think ‘vagina dentata’ could even begin to come close to describing the raw, primordial atavistic terror I would experience upon seeing a firefighter approach my johnson with the Jaws of Life.
“He needed aggressive urethral dilation.”
A blow job?
What?
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]
Okay, gabriela, I’ve tried to resist but can no longer: Did UHaul Hospital have a beautiful view? 
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You don’t need a reply!!!
[QUOTE=gabriela]
You don’t need a reply!!!
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In 1975 a book by a journalist named Don Gold came out, called “______________, A Documentary of a Large Metropolitan Hospital”. It was fascinating, often in the way a spectacular wreck by the side of the road is fascinating. Reading your desciptions of where you trained reminded me irresistably of that book.
Hmmmmmm… I just dug it out to confirm author and publication date. It’s going on the to-be-read-(again) pile.
[QUOTE=Muffin]
“He needed aggressive urethral dilation.”
A blow job?
What?
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Um, if that’s the case, count me in. Count me in a few times.
Go ahead and keep on counting, sugar..you’re doing a marvelous job.
What?
[QUOTE=Crescend]
I don’t think ‘vagina dentata’ could even begin to come close to describing the raw, primordial atavistic terror I would experience upon seeing a firefighter approach my johnson with the Jaws of Life.
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Didn’t Denis Leary do a scene on Rescue Me with just this scenario (I think it was Franco)? Or was it on The Job?
But yeah, scary- I think they used a cutting tool…
:eek:
[QUOTE=gabriela]
You’re really kind and I’m glad you weren’t bored.
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I wasn’t bored, either. I (like many other dopers) don’t like it when I don’t get something, and I didn’t understand your original post, so the explanation was welcome. Also, I (like many other dopers) am curious about pretty much everything, so it’s always interesting to know what a too high or too low level of potassium does to you.
Now, of course, I’m going to check my potassium level ten times a day just in case.
[QUOTE=clairobscur]
Now, of course, I’m going to check my potassium level ten times a day just in case.
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Just remember:
An avocado a day
Keeps the PVCs away.
[QUOTE=clairobscur]
I wasn’t bored, either. I (like many other dopers) don’t like it when I don’t get something, and I didn’t understand your original post, so the explanation was welcome. Also, I (like many other dopers) am curious about pretty much everything, so it’s always interesting to know what a too high or too low level of potassium does to you.
Now, of course, I’m going to check my potassium level ten times a day just in case.
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Geez, I’ll have to be more careful to be sure explanations accompany text. Will do better net tme.
>>I (like many other dopers) don’t like it when I don’t get something<<
I don’t get something I read in thirty-nine out of forty posts I read. I am fairly IT ignorant, can’t fix water heaters, don’t know how to take care of cars, haven’t seen most of the TV shows discussed in Cafe Society, can’t name 80’s tunes, don’t know what the Muslim world is like through the eyes of a native, don’t own a cat, don’t know if animals abort, don’t know what tevas are, couldn’t navigate my way home from Earth orbit, have never had a baby…
And, to veer back to the general area of the OP, have never taken a light bulb out of a guy’s ass.
Or a limp noodle out of the urethra of a limp noodle.
PS Your potassium level is fine. Take it from me. Ask Picunurse.
I’m hoping this thread is still new enough for me to bump it by asking: I thought it was pretty standard to cut the bottom off the bottle to a) break the vacuum, and b) create a point of traction inside, rather than outside, the bottle. Have I been sadly misinformed?
[QUOTE=Mishell]
What the heck is it with cheap cologne bottles?
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If they used better cologne, they’d get dates.
I’ll never look at a bottle of Brut (or old spice) the same way again.
The reasons for subscribing to The Dope and all its medical and perverted weirdness are neatly wrapped up in this thread.