SIE WERDEN SICH HINSETZEN! SIE WERDEN RUHIG SEIN! SIE WERDEN NICHT BELEIDIGEN DUETSCHLAND!!
Anyone care to translate? plz 
My favorite dialogue
(Paraphrasing)
Peter: “Now I’m leaving you in charge of the camp Chris.”
Chris: “No problem dad, I’ll keep…zzzzzzzz” Falls asleep.
Peter: Wakes up Chris, “Chris, I need you to wake up and pay att…zzzzzz” Falls asleep.
Chris: “Zzzz” Falls asleep also.
Holy crip. He’s a crapple.
Babel Fish says:
IT ITSELF PUTTING! IT CALM ITS! IT NOT INSULTING DUETSCHLAND!!
Close.
You will sit down! You will shut up! You will not insult Germany!
The general DeBeers shadows pictures, with a man slipping a ring onto a woman’s figure, who then slowly lowers her head and advances.
“Diamonds: She’ll pretty much have to.”
Chris’s line: “Well, we can’t put it in my room because of the evil monkey in my closet. The sad part is, he wasn’t always evil.”
For some reason each child is to be given a wish.
Chris: I wish I had a new hat!
Meg: I wish I had a new hat!
Stewie: I wish they had new hats!
(Note that Chris and Meg are typically seen with chapeau, while Stewie is uncovered.)
–Cliffy
Stewie: It’s over. We’re finished. Game over man, game over!
Chris: If I had a hole in my throat, I would put pennies in it!
(Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington, the episode where Peter becomes a tobacco industry lobbyist)
I also love when Brian goes up to Keanu Reeves and starts lavishing praise about his acting on him, when a woodpecker comes up and starts pecking on Keanu’s head. I enjoy the subtlety and the woodenness of Keanu’s reply. (Brian Goes to Hollywood, where Brian becomes a porn director.)
Chris: I bet Samuel L. Jackson is in this movie. He’s in everything!
Uttered before the family knew Brian’s film was a porno, followed immediately by a shot of Samuel L. Jackson in a robe before a fireplace, a girl on her knees in front of her.
Stewie: You know, Brian, just because you can’t feel your teeth doesn’t mean the girl can’t feel your insults.
(The Thin White Line, where Brian becomes, quite literally, a police drug-sniffing dog.)
I think you mean in front of Him.
But that reminded me of the scene at the end of that episode, when a porno director hits on Lois:
Director: How’d you like to be in a movie? You know, get a little girl on girl action?
Lois (offended): Peter, say something!
Peter: Hah! Good luck pal, I been barking up that tree for 17 years!
Peter (at a women’s retreat after making un-PC jokes at work): I think you’d make more of a connection if you hugged her, too.
Woman: Very good, Peter. That’s true.
Peter: That’s it. Now rub her back. Okay, that’s good. Now comfort her. Oh yeah, you like that, don’t ya. Yeah, yeah, oh, it’s okay to like it. It’s very natural. Okay, good, good. Now smell her a little.
Lois: “Oh, I can’t help it! I know, I know, [Peter]'s become a superficial, ego maniacal, jerk, but, I’ve never been more attracted to him! Oh, does that make me a bad person?”
Brian: “Yes! Yes it does make you a bad person!”
Bellboy? Huhn? That was no bellboy. A farm worker, from the look of him.
Oh, and…
Brian: Whiney little runt, isn’t she?
Lois: Brian!
Brian: What? I said runt!
At the football game when their daughter Meg is flag girl doing her solo -
Lois: Look at her Peter, isn’t she beautiful?
Peter: (looking in another direction at some other girl) Yeah but I think she’s with that guy, she’s been holding his hand all night.
The best line:
Brian, speaking of his sexual history: “I’ve licked my share of peanut-butter.”
Ha!
I almost can’t believe that one made it onto TV. It’s a pretty obscure reference, I know, but still…
I love when Brian goes back to his birthplace (paraphrasing because I’m too lazy to go look up the actual quote):
BRIAN: “I’m Brian, I was born here!”
FARMER: “Brian, Brian… which one were you?”
BRIAN: “I was the one who could talk.”
FARMER: “Brian!”
Teehee.
Stewie’s taunting of Brian’s stuffed mom was pretty hilarious, too.
“Peter, you’re like the white version of a black man that’s bad with his money.” - Cleveland
I love when Meg’s glasses get broken and she gets new ones and says “How do I look?”
Stewie: Somewhere there’s a picture of you getting prettier.
I snorted Coke out of my nose the first time I heard that.
It’s supposed to go in.
I love Stewie’s sulfurous mega-oath:
“Oh, damn you to the pus-spewing bloody bowels of hell!”
Does the character of Stewie remind anyone else of Clifton Webb (1889-1966)? He specialized in playing effete, prissy, bitchy older men (not so different from his own personality, by all accounts). Everytime I hear Stewie in action, I think of Clifton Webb.