Not that men’s thoughts aren’t much much more often concerned with the opposite goal, but haven’t most of you been in a situation of uh-oh, the boring meeting is going to break up in a moment, and my thoughts have … strayed. ? Do you have a mental picture you use in such situations?
Mine involves my being mildly acrophobic. I imagine standing on the viewing platform of a TV tower, only someone has taken away the railing and shut the door to the tower, there is a high wind and the floor is slippery with ice.
I am not a man…but I have used such things against my husband when I am busy with something else. For him the phrase that seems to work is, “Michelle in a bikini” (Michelle being a woman he knows who he would not want to see in a bikini.)
VW engines. No kidding, it’s worked for years. I think of the engine in a [del]rear mounted[/del] in the back of an old Beetle. See? It’s got to be an old Beetle engine though, the new ones are too sexy.
You see, this is why I wear boxer briefs. It holds things in a less obvious position. The most you need to do is readjust the direction before standing and you are fine.
Man, at that point in time, I could imagine badger’s having sex, mushroom mushroom, and it would just serve as a turn-on. Anything involving sex is a no go IMO.
When I was in high school I had this boring-ass Bio class that seemed to go on forever. I’d usually end up in a…uh…particular condition simply from sitting so long. Of course, when class was over I’d have to get up and go to my next classroom. What to do, eh?
My solution was to stick my hand into the pocket closest to the engorged organ, grab it through the cloth, and then go about my way. That way, if people saw any bulges they’d just think it was my hand. After a few seconds of this and walking around it usually went away.
Mental images never worked for me, I needed something more hands on (pun intended).
For him the phrase that seems to work is, “Michelle in a bikini” (Michelle being a woman he knows who he would not want to see in a bikini.)
