post/username combo for the win (and a visualization I doubt will ever go away)
So seriously. Do you guys just keep a bottle of conditioner by the bed and make a PLOOOOSHH!!! noise while you spray her in the face with it?
yes. several times.
Nope. Never really had to deal with the too early thing and when on the other end of the scale I’m just honest, “Sorry, but I’m knackered at it really isn’t going to happen”. By that point everyone is hurting anyway.