Yup, that’s right, scientific proof that women should swallow.
Now what’s your excuse for not doing it?
Dear Lord, bouv, that’s hilarious!
I’m gettin’ me a job at the weight loss clinic.
I have no excuse. 
While I heavily doubt the source (was this posted next to the news on Elvis’ three-headed baby by any chance? :p) it doesn’t change my outlook. I swallow when I want to. I can usually caluculate the consistency and taste based on if he has come previously that day, what he has eaten etc. and that does effect my desicion. Also he has this thing for target pratice, bulls’ eye being my eye. If he seems to be in a playful mood, its generally a good idea to keep him out of ammo