Michael Jackson's Nose.

[stockton]

*Originally posted by psychonaut *
**Because I had novel information to contribute. That, and I’m a little miffed that people so readily take to berating Michael Jackson for ruining his face when in reality they don’t have the slightest evidence supporting their opinion that his plastic surgeries were elective. **

Your ‘novel’ information is that MJ was burned during the filming of a Pepsi commercial back in the 80s?

Stop the presses.

You’re ‘miffed’ that people (2 years ago) thought he was a plastic surgery freak?

See you in another 2 years.

If you actually ARE Michael Jackson and psychonaut is your sock, will you send me an autographed photo and the tip of your withered, pasty nose so I can sell it on ebay?

[alice_in_wonderland]

*Originally posted by psychonaut *
**Because I had novel information to contribute. That, and I’m a little miffed that people so readily take to berating Michael Jackson for ruining his face when in reality they don’t have the slightest evidence supporting their opinion that his plastic surgeries were elective. **

Well. Except that he had fairly substantial facial surgery BEFORE he was burned.

[handsomeharry]

Moriah: Terrible!
am i the only one who caught on or am i the only one who is low rent enough to do it?

next-his nose used to look alright, but then he blew it.

[Nanoda]

Bwahaha! Glad I just put down my tea.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue!

[psychonaut]

Well, he certainly had an easier time defending himself in the courts against accusations of facial disfigurement than he did of pedophilia:

Back in 1992 prior to Michael Jackson’s then world tour we published some photos of Michael Jackson, particularly close up photos of his nose and face.

We suggested that they showed him to be hideously disfigured and scarred. He immediately issued legal proceedings against us strongly denying the allegations.

During the course of the proceedings we recently went to Los Angeles together with an eminent expert in plastic surgery to view his face close up.

The inspection showed that, in fact, his face is not disfigured. As a result our lawyers met with Mr. Jackson’s lawyers and a confidential deal was thrashed out bringing an overdue end to the legal which we are both happy with.

We also apologize for the suggestion that he was hideously disfigured or scarred. We saw for ourselves this was not the case. Both sides last night expressed their satisfaction that the litigation has been amicably resolved.

(From the Mirror, 9.11.1998)