The guys on the table next to us on Saturday were drinking bottles of “organic beer” :eek:
:eek: Organic beer? Blimey.
Can I just point out that one of my office mates appears to be staring at me…
if its joe then don’t worry - thats his glass eye. 
Nope, its not Joe. Besides, he’s also smiling at me…
wow. Thats almost classed as foreplay oop north isn’t it???
I’m not oop north - its the Midlands - in the middle, you geographically challenged southern nancy fairy!
as far as i’m concerned woman, everywhere above Peterborough is full of flat caps, unemployed miners and people who think that the letter “t” is a valid demonstrative pronoun.
I’m very enlightened me.
Aye. That you are.
Pansy!
And the south’s full of champange swilling hooray henry pansies.
Not anymore. The Flocks of Henry’s have flown south for the winter (South of France that is).
Now and for the next six months the pubs will be filled with the mournful cries of Braindead Blondes as, starved of their normal prey, they desperately hunt for someone else who’ll buy them White Wine Spritzers and Gucci shoes.
a north/midlands/south argument in 2 threads. is that a record?
everything below Sheffield is the south. full of 4 pint screamers called Giles and Miles who shout into mobile phones constantly and drink things mixed with cranberry juice and red bull.
and theyre all soft, compared to the iron commandoes that come from and live in the north. especially west yorkshire, home of general rockhardness.
I’ll agree withyou there. You can’t get decent fish and chips south of Sheffield either.
Hmmm… :dubious:
Dratted Yorkshire types.
Of course the fish is better oop north. It goes so well with the massive chips all those northerners are carrying on their shoulders…
(heh)
We’ve nurtured those chips for generation I tell ya! Generations!
Guys, shall I bring along my digital camera? Its my new toy, and I’ve only just got the damned thing working with my PC!
you cant see me for the chip. ive lived in london nearly 3 years and never once eaten fish and chips here. i dont accept them as true to their name.
and my accent is stronger down here than it was when i still lived in Leeds.
Bam!
is this going to be the course of discussion tomorrow night? i’d rather talk about something other than what i have to rant and rave about to my work colleagues on a daily basis.
smiley face
Probably a very tired and unfunny line, but I really enjoyed your adventures of Tintin.
No! Or you’ll get pictures of me in a suit (i’m coming straight from work).
I can’t have that! My reputation would be ruined! 
Thanks Crusoe! Glad to see my adventures about the fearless Belgian reporter / amateur sleuth are so popular! I’m a big fan also, thats how I choose my username here. 
How’s you these days Crusoe? Still writing jokes for Bob Monkhouse?
No, that would clearly be a step up from my natural Christmas cracker level.