So, when I was a callow youth, (some 4 years ago) I was told by a girl my age that if a guy doesn’t have a girlfriend by the time he’s 13, it means he’s gay. This is obviously untrue; but what can I say, I was ** 12 **.
What junk did your fellow teenyboppers try to palm off on you in junior high? Did you buy it? Did you ever convince anyone else of something absurd?
Miskch’s Law- It’s better to have a horrible ending than horrors without end.