“All we are, is dust in the Mumperville”
Are mathematicians always in favor of irrigation?
Math is a very dry subject.
He does NOT fix her cable.
Bad, bad, bad Chud meat
Wasn’t sure if it was meat meant for the Cannibalized Underground Humanoid Dwellers, or meat made from them.
Little Frustrations - The Place for All Your Minor Vomiting Needs
No thanks, I already have Chipotle for that.
Reading through the thread I was getting impatient wondering when the OP would get to the point of his naughty story about the liberty sausage.
I’m a libertarian, ask me anything!
Do you really believe that corporations should be completely free of any and all government regulation?!?
“Can someone explain the Tom Swift phenomenon to me?” Tom asked swiftly in his flying lab.
Just shake it off, Tom.
Israeli Prostitutes and Potential Crisis
How many shekels? Cripes!
Not a Dope thread, but I found this headline shocking:
Martians in Ohio plead for protection From Biden Administration
It’s not surprising that the woke are targeting extraterrestrials, but appalling nonetheless.
How did it manage to get to almost 8000 posts without me noticing this thread? Oh right, AI assistance.
Best singles line of dialogue from artisitic works
I know some groan inducing ones, I guess they would not qualify for that thread.
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Early pre-modern underwear was hampered by a lack of elastic materials, but the Victorian period had some very nice underwear. Pin-up art from the WWII period also features some very nice underwear.
Today in future law
Is there a lawyer with a time machine?
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(I don’t know why I keep misreading this title, I guess it depends on what else is happening)
What, AM and FM? That’s gonna cost ya.
I read that one as “Full Kitchen Repo”
I was wondering just how the repo men were going to haul away the entire kitchen.
Head shavers: give me your lips
Ya know, you’re just supposed to shave the top of your head.
Eating of Classic Novels Posthumously
Some kind of weird twist on zombie lit?
Malört And Other Weird Local Nipples
I don’t know; I haven’t really seen my neighbors’ nipples.
World Cheese Championships are underway
I’m rooting for a nice well-aged Gouda.