Misread thread titles

60s movies and TV – should we force it?

Mandatory I Dream of Jeannie viewings for all!

Should I be getting WD-40 from 7-Eleven even though I only worked there 2 months?

Um, wouldn’t your employee discount have expired by now?

When we die, where does our love go?

I’ve got this burning, burning, yearning feelin’ inside me. Maybe that’s why I died.

Are men going bad at a younger age?

It’s because of rising temperatures, though less of a problem in a desert climate.

How do apes know the current rules for DST?

I didn’t know they could even tell time.

What are the tastiest birds and bees?

I’m not sure what to make of this, but maybe food porn/porn with food?

I’m Starting an Online Magalepsy Course Today

Good for you! Does it include doses of Beau of the Fifth Column?

Sorry, I’m not familiar with this. I take it it has to do with MAGAs.

Yes, it’s a joke that stemmed from my misreading of your thread title, so it’s here instead of a hijack to your thread.

Yes, I understood the “misread” part and how it related to “Malagasy”. It’s what Magalepsy meant that I wasn’t familiar with.

At the risk of killing the joke: My mind made up a fictional disease, for which a course of treatment is required that included watching antidote videos.

OK, sorry for killing the joke.

Straight Dope 4/21/23: Is Canada Poised For World Domination Due To Canada Geese?

I knew it!

No tie is too stupid or outrageous

Sir Charles Summarizing Ukraine Now

“Sorry, Zelensky old chap, but the Royal Cottage is reserved for, well, royalty.”

Discussion thread for the “Poly only” thread

So would this be a thread that only those who identify as Poly or for those who are discussing things that the denizens of the “Poly only” thread have posted?

What do you steam for background sound?

The “puff puff” sound of steaming dumplings is so soothing…

Question for you electrician types chewing on chandelier sockets

Does it really give you a buzz during the workday?

How does German “ghetto” differ from English “net” in sales signage, costing, etc

German ghetto has some uncomfortable connections to the Holocaust, for one.

What is the official nomenclature for this type of porno?

Backdoor Sluts 9, is that you?